Mexico Solves Immigration Problem; Becomes Part Of China By: mken4zqjau | - In a startling announcement, President Vicente Fox of Mexico revealed that his nation has solved its immigration downside with the U. S. by requesting annexation as a province of China. On account of its new standing, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available.
He made the shock announcement, not throughout his latest visit to America, but immediately upon returning to Mexico.
Sun Will Only Burn For 5 Billion More Years; Humans Express Concern By: Tom Attea | - We are often reminded that the sun will only shine in a way that can support life way out here on the earth for only about another five billion years. Sensing the eventuality of the cataclysm, were easily inclined to express our concern, along with our sympathetic distress for those far-off folks who will be standing on the earth when old Father Sol begins to turn down the heat.
