5 Iphone Apps For Work We Wish Existed By: David James | - The iPhone is a pretty powerful bit of kit. Helping people all over the globe navigate their daily troubles, and making life just that little bit easier. However, what if it went that bit further? What if there were apps that would turn our 9-5 existence into a delight, smash the monotony and make us king of the desk jockeys? Here are five imagined apps that would do just that.
1 - The Wildenator:
There are often times in our working life where we don't say what we're think ... Tags:iphone, apps, humor, humour, funny
You do not really need to be wealthy or to have an excellent concept. You just essentially require some pals and invite them to get a fancy dress party having a theme you have selected. This is usually whatever you like or you wish, as horror, baywatch style, movie character, well-known consumers or something else.
You could set up two distinctive themes for man and woman if you ever really feel so. It is possible to by way of example pick princess for the females and ... Tags:fancydress, fancy dress, disguise, clothes, dress, entertainment, lifestyle, funny, enjoy, general, humour, game, play, kids, children
When doing a Photoshop head swap, the key to producing one that is funny is to choose a body that matches alot, or one that does not match the least bit, and you need to do some modifying to the head. Doing one of these two things will make for a hilarious photo.
Dating Asian Ladies - Approaches To Get The Stunning Asian Girlfriend By: Etsuko Yemchuk | - You have often dreamt of for individuals who have a special curiosity about dating Asian girls, join the club. For the duration of my scenario, I've been dating Asian girls for for any really really lengthy time, in the usa and throughout my frequent overseas travels, and I have build a distinct group of guidelines and methods that you need to keep with in situation your target is to purchase a very hot Asian girlfriend. Bear in brain, you will find some versions in the way you is heading about ... Tags:humour, humor, joke, funny
Top 10 Tips For Making A Humour Website That Will Earn You Money By: Jon Michaelson | - The key steps I'm about to give you will result in you being able to create a photo blog that is going to be very funny and captivating for your viewers, and also make you money.
1. Decide on a niche humour topic for your site. For example, I chose to create an embarrassing picture blog containing photos of people doing funny dancing. You might want to do yours on amusing celebrity photos or funny pets.
How To Crack Good Jokes By: Denny Dubin | - Keeping a good sense of humor is very appreciative job. People usually like to enjoy with friends who can help them to remove tensions and make laugh. Opposite sex also gets deeply attracted to those who possess good humor sense. Some people are born certainly with the talent of telling nice jokes, while some others struggle to get the right source. If you find comedy as a tough part, practice and understanding a nice joke will not only improve your sense of humor but also make you star at many ... Tags:hindi, joke, humor, humour, funny
Last Minute Christmas Gifts - Made Using Items From The Stationery Cupboard By: Jamie Lyons | - Given how close we are to Christmas and the chaotic unpredictability of the postal service due to the arctic weather it's with a heavy heart that I share the news that it is unlikely that any gifts you order online from this point onwards are going to arrive in time for Christmas. The hard working ladies and gents out there may also find that they are stuck working up until Christmas Day itself and are as such unable to find the time to actively go out and purchase last minute gifts for f ... Tags:homemade, crafts, Christmas, gifts, stationery, humour, holidays, office supplies, mystery envelope
Humour Books "€" Helps Make Your Life Better. By: Jacko Liver | -
Reading has been a noble and a very decent hobby, practicing reading is a real worth as you can get a great happiness and satisfaction through it. The joy reading brings and the kind of experience one can achieve through it is incomparable to any other thing in the universe and the regular readers no doubt know it. Different readers have different taste, but we have a big range in variety of the books available that one can pick according to his mood, preference and interest. Books have ... Tags:humour books, cheap books
In fast paced world people have transformed into working machines, and as time really play crucial role, people are increasingly getting depended on Internet for every single information. But in this Internet age also, the rising demand for the books only hint that Old Is Always Gold. Even after floodgates of online shopping portals being launched in UK, the book freaks are still fascinated with the idea of visiting the book stores personally to grab the copy of their favori ... Tags:humour books, cheap books
Humour Books : Amusement Unlimited By: Jacko Liver | -
There can be times when you are feeling some what low and you are at some place where there can be no modes of joy. At this moment you need to have a bit of additional energy boost up. Books or any other mode of literature can help you best in these cases. What can help you to lighten up the mood may be the Humour Books. They are actually responsible of reducing half the tensions that you have. Even if you are not loosing the tension, you may forget it for some time.
5 Top Tips For The Merry Traveller - Getting Home Safely Over Christmas By: Jamie Lyons | - The festive period is a time for merry revelry and with this liberal good cheer comes a risk of excess. Excessive eating, excessive laughter and excessive snow are all part and parcel of a jolly good Christmas and excessive alcohol consumption will often also feature. Although I would never venture to condone too hefty a tipple at any time of year, I'm a realist and as such acknowledge that hangovers aplenty are on the cards between now and the New Year. With this inevitability in mind, h ... Tags:Christmas, holidays, humour, drinking, alcohol, driving, top 10, top 5
Funny T-shirts And Zombies By: adam leaf | - Picture the scenario mankind has been pushed to the brink of extinction and all that remains are the walking dead. Their minds as that of a Neanderthal with the main priority being to harvest food food being the remnants of mankind.
So imagine struggling for survival every day and not knowing if a zombie was going to ambush you around the next corner only for you to see one wearing a t-shirt that says Kiss Me Im Dead. Even in these circumstances I am pretty sure tha ... Tags:Funny t shirts, humour t shirts, cool t shirts
Resolving The 'christmas Gift For The Boss' Dilemma By: Jamie Lyons | - It may seem a little early to be considering these things...but preparation is key and Christmas decorations are rapidly springing up left, right and centre. Christmas gifts for friends and family aren't generally too hard to source, provided you've paid attention to their subtle hints during the course of the year and have a vague understanding of their hobbies and interests. The Christmas Gift for the Boss Dilemma however is somewhat less 'cut and dry'. If your company have a well documented ' ... Tags:office supplies, christmas gift ideas, gift for the boss, humour, business, christmas
Unfortunately, the Don Drapers of this world are few and far between. They are easily out-numbered by the likes of Justin Bieber, whose unhealthy addiction to baseball caps really should be tempered. The relatively small number of fashion alternatives for men, would lead you to think that the chances for faux pas were reduced, however, this appears not to hold true.
Probably the most heinous male fashion crime is the 'socks and sandals' issue. There is never ... Tags:funny, humour, humor
Male Fashion Blunders By: Shannon Holland. | - Be it right or wrong, men are commonly considered to be less fashion conscious than women. For There are some incredibly obvious fashion mistakes from men, and we've detailed just a few of them for you. We can't go on without mentioning the socks and sandals combination and, equally, the mullet. Socks and sandals is widely considered a huge fashion "no no" in practically any circumstance you can imagine. Moreover, you can't honestly claim that the weather is so uncertain to ever justify this loo ... Tags:fashion, humor, humour
Humor Jeans Rock. Seriously By: Bill | - Like many other clothes, jeans also come in huge varieties that sometimes we get really confused when we go out to buy one. To ensure the jeans you pick are indeed the best, make sure you go through a step wise evaluation while at the store.
The first thing to ensure is that you check out the fading on the jeans. Some jeans will have a front side fade, while some will have fading happening at the back and at the front. In some cases, the fades will be slight and in others it might ... Tags:humour clothing, humour jeans
Humor Jeans Are Selling Out Quick By: Bill | - If you like wearing denim and have a few pairs of jeans in your wardrobe that you wear regularly or even occasionally then you will definitely have a certain fit, or cut or style of jeans that you think suits you the most. A pair of jeans that is your favourite pair and that you think you look the coolest in. Almost everyone these days has at least a pair of jeans if not more and almost all of those people have a favourite pair or style of jeans.
Humor Clothing Is The Brand To Be Seen In This Summer By: Bill | - The world was very simple back then when food and shelter were the only necessities of mankind. Living in the jungles, hunting for food, the only clothes they had were well, none at all. Using leaves, twigs, animal hide, they would go about the day. How they looked was not important. It probably never even struck their minds.
Now that the world has evolved, clothes have evolved with time as well. If we look back in history, each era, each decade had a characteristic look that peopl ... Tags:humour clothing, humour jeans
Humor Clothing Is The Hot New Street Wear By: Bill | - This brand new label from Denmark likes to describe its style as young, casual and inspired by the street wear trends in the fashion capitals around the world and it is easy to see why, once you see the funky colours and crazy styles of the Humor Clothing collections.
The designers of the label have come up with clothes that are for a young generation of fashion victims and that would be as at home in the trendy districts of Shibuya, Japan as they would be in Amsterdam, London or ev ... Tags:humour clothing, humour jeans
Victor Borge, known as "The Clown Prince of Denmark" was a extraordinary comedian, conductor and pianist. He said, "If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward".
If you haven't had a chance to see any of his performances, he's hilarious, and has definitely brought more than one tear to my eye.
The Funniest Fashion Trends By: Shannon Holland. | - As with anything, what we think - and "should think" - of fashion is always subject to someone else's personal tastes. A guide to the worst ever fashions trends is, surprisingly (and worryingly), all too easy.
Socks and Sandals: Comfortable? Yes. Functional? Leisurely, maybe. Fashionable? Never. For decades, it seems, many a man has been blighted by the nasty case of ignorance that says it's fashionable to wear socks and sandals in any situation, which includes round the house where n ... Tags:humour, humor, funny, fashion, trends, male fashion, female fashion, men
The Mailroom: Land Of Wonder By: Jamie Lyons | - There's something about the mailroom; that secluded area of the office which can serve as a refuge to the stressed worker; perfect for siphoning the odd envelope, sending a covert text message or maybe even catching up on some sleep if the night before hadn't been treated as a 'school night'!
Mailrooms tend to be a luxury reserved for the larger offices and are the inner sanctum of procrastination, work shirking and general tomfoolery. The area itself offers abundant opportunity for ... Tags:office supplies, procrastination, fun, humour, mailroom
Lining Up At The Bar"€¦ The 5 Tricks You Should Know By: Ben King | - ts 10.30pm, youve had a few drinks and you know the next one will put you into that sweet spot. Not too straight, not too drunk just right. So you head to the bar, and as you a approach your heart sinks as you look upon a sea of flailing arms as people queue up 5 deep to get served by what looks to be a 2nd year university student behind the bar coming to terms with the fact this is the only thing an arts degree actually qualifies you for.
You have two options, you can walk away ... Tags:Bars, Bar, Lining Up at thew bar, Bar jokes, Bar humour, Hum
Unusual Accidents By: AJ Handley | - Everybody has heard of no win no fee personal injury claims and most cases are fairly standard car accidents or slips and trips. However a quick look on you tube shows that there is a large trend in people having more weird and wonderful accidents
Amongst the strange accidents which have been reported is the case of a performer whose set included knife throwing. They sustained a serious arm injury and then made a successful claim for compensation for distress and loss of earnings, aga ... Tags:personal injury, accidents, injury, work, accidents at work, solicitors, humour, slips, law, legal, health, medicine
Numerology And Music By: Dee Gibson | - My friend Rohan Brooks grew up with my children, and during his teens I taught him to play My Numbers Game. As he played and learnt the game he quietly took in all of its fun and information.
The game pointed out that Rohan was indeed a unique personality. He had some pretty unusual talents and that he was indeed a humanitarian.
Sales A Great Career If You Listen By: Dee Gibson | - A sales career has never been easy, especially in car sales. There are so many opportunities for competition, with hundreds of options in every category. Each dealership has new and used cars; the array of colours and extras is endless. Learning the language of the list of components is mind blowing.
How everything operates, specification, tyres, air bags, paint type. The list is endless. To succeed you must be ready for all questions. Then the next step is to learn how to do the ... Tags:sales, sucess, motivation, action, humour, business,
Sex And Wit - Why Women Love Men With A Gsoh By: Jamie Ogilvie | - I first came across the abreviation must have GSOH when as a young teenager I secretively studied dating ads posted by women in my Fathers evening paper, well not just in his copy. Hoards of women saying GSOH essential, must have GSOH, WLTM man with GSOH, only those with GSOH need reply it seemed to me then that if a man had this, liked beach walks and eating out, my love life (more likely sex life then) would be well-sorted. What struck me most about the adverts placed ... Tags:sex and wit, witty quotes, witty sex, GSOH, sense of humour,
Why Driving In Spain Is Like Riding A Rollercaster! By: Daniel Major | - Driving in Spain is a lot of the time pleasurable, smooth new roads with few fellow drivers to look out for, allowing one to take in the beautiful, changing countryside, but at other times it can also be a nerve racking experience, navigating bone shaking routes where you try not to blink in case you cause irreparable damage to body and machinery!
In recent times the Spanish have invested heavily on new toll motorways with the intention of removing traffic from the heavily congest ... Tags:Spain, Humour, Driving, Spanish, Vacations
Enjoy Each And Every Moment By: Jenny Rogan | - As you rush about your day of living and working, it may seem that every second is consumed with your job or business, housework or yardwork. A common perception is that only weekends or holidays are times when you can take a break and enjoy the simple things in life. I bet you've heard colleagues at work moan on a Monday that they wish Friday would hurry up and arrive. I'm suggesting you begin looking for little things to make your days at work fun and pleasurable.
Be Careful What You Wish For! By: JOHN HARDY | - Is it not wonderful to have all the choices in the world? For many of us this is literally the definition of success, having the ability to choose. We all strive to steer our own boat, be master of our own destiny. But is this really true? Does having unlimited choices actually make anyone happy?
Unlike Colin Montgomerie Do You Enjoy Your Golf And Share That Enjoyment By: The Golf Hypnotist | - Do you enjoy your golf and do the people around you share your enjoyment for golf? I suspect some of you are thinking, "This golf psychologist guy is barmy to ask that question. Doesn't everybody enjoy their golf?" Then again I suspect that when you really think about it, more of you are thinking the opposite.
What about the top professional golfers? These are the men and women who have the sorts of swings we mere golfing mortals dream of having. They also hole a lot more ... Tags:Golf Enjoyment, Colin Montgomerie, Humour, Anger Management
They are funny t-shirts and basically just have funny images, graphics or phrases on them. If you like making people laugh, this is a unique way to do so. You will not even have to waste your jokes on people you do not know.
Just wear your shirt near them and they will know you are a funny person. Because these shirts are really popular, you will find ... Tags:funny, t-shirts, fashion, humour, elvis, a team
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To... By: sheldon archer | - I lived in Colombia for eight years with my Colombian partner and our daughter. We lived in Cartagena, so close to the airport that we could hear all the airline flight announcements. Our neighbour was the chief of police and our daughter used to play with his kids so we spent some time in each others homes.
I am a licenced amateur radio operator (ham radio). There were a group of us, all radio operators, who used to hang around together. One day we decided to drive to ... Tags:press, newspaper, funny, humour, humourous, humor, story, airport
Ring It Up At Christmas By: Tony Hill | - As the days get closer to the morn where gifts are exchanged, there's still many left to buy gifts for. One of the most tricky parts of the festive season is buying for the lady in your life (and I don't mean your Mum).
It's a tricky one; you can't go for anything domestic if you want to avoid a certain type of look, argument or even physical harm so hoover bags are out.
Killer Sheds: When Sheds Go Bad By: Tony Hill | - Theres a book that sits in my toilet, and I'm sure many others, called The Darwin Awards. The Darwin Awards are for those that are deemed to have done evolution a favour by their departure and dedicated to those that have left this mortal coil in the dumbest way.
A startling amount of these award winners involve garden sheds. Take the following as a lesson. Whatever wide range of hobbies and activities you chose to do in your garden sheds, don't try any of these.
Driving In Spain And The Trouble With Spanish Drivers. By: Daniel Major | - Driving in Spain is a lot of the time pleasurable, smooth new roads with few fellow drivers to look out for, allowing one to take in the beautiful, changing countryside, but at other times it can also be a nerve racking experience, navigating bone shaking routes where you try not to blink in case you cause irreparable damage to body and machinery!
In recent times the Spanish have invested heavily on new toll motorways with the intention of removing traffic from the heavily congest ... Tags:Spain, Humour, Driving, Spanish, Spanish Holiday
A New Age Man By: Nick Snelling | - Of course, most of my time is dedicated to the happiness and well being of my wife. Indeed, hardly a moment goes by when I am not making a determined attempt to ease her burdensome chores around Casa Desolada. It is no less than you would expect, given that we are a family of four with a dog, two cats and a decaying home of some size..
In fact, no one appreciates more than me the amount of work required to ensure the harmonious functioning of our home, nor treats his wife with ... Tags:Spain, humour, funny story, Spanish humour, living abroad, m
Crisis So What's New? By: Nick Snelling | - Finally, at Casa Desolada, we have learnt about the international credit crunch. Evidently, there is a worldwide economic crisis that is bringing the globe to its knees and one so bad that everyones lives will be affected. Or so we have picked up from local village gossip.
I had a feeling that things were taking a turn for the worse when the only cigarettes I could extract from our local bar were Ducados. These are so strong that your lifetime is probably instantly red ... Tags:Spain, Spanish humour, credit crunch, credit crunch spain, S
Mi Casa EsÃ"'¦ By: Nick Snelling | - Since moving to Spain my popularity has soared. For the first time in my life, I have a social circle that seems to increase exponentially on a weekly basis. If I was a politician, I would be calling elections on a monthly basis to ogle at my share of the approving electorate. Indeed, my popularity ratings would make Mugabe or Kim Ill Sungs look puny by comparison and I would quickly turn into the egotistic dictator I have always wanted to be.
Humour "€" Ten Top Tips On How To Be Funny By: John Bell | - 1. Help solve other peoples problems, and you build an instant rapport with them. Here lies the basis on which being funny germinates, and then later grows.
1. There is little difference in people. Make fun of your own problems, and an audience will empathise, mainly because they have very similar problems to you. By helping them to come to terms with their own problems you help them in dealing with, what can be for them, a difficult dilemma they would, under normal circumstan ... Tags:funny, humour, humorous, speech, talk, speaker, motivate, motivating, comedy, after dinner, after-dinner, professional speaker, John Bell, laughter,
Tips On How To Be An Influential Speaker By: Tony Sebastian | - Do you want to become an influential speaker? Do you want people to listen, believe, and follow what you say? You would surely say yes; who wouldn’t? But the question is: do you know what it takes to become an influential speaker? Different people would say different kind of ways to become one and here are some of them.
The Basics Of Cartooning For Profit By: Chris Haycock | - Most ideas used in cartoons are old jokes rehashed. For instance you may hear a good joke at the theatre, or when mixing with friends, on the street even, and then go home and write it up with any additional ridiculous detail you can imagine and add.
To be really successful a cartoon should contain an element of truth as well as something funny. Many cartoonists succeed by using animals instead of people for their subjects, and making them say and do the funny things that people h ... Tags:Cartoons, Jokes, Study, Cartooninsts, Successful, Animals, Humour, Original, Published, Artists, Editor, Drawing,
"enlightenment" Your 7 Days Program To Positive Thinking By: Tim Maher | - I'm sure you have a bright idea hidden somewhere in the back of your mind that you just can't wait to test out. Of course you're not the only one with the bright idea. So what motivates you to churn those creative, or even inspiring juices to its utmost flavor?
"life With Woody" 10 Inspirational Quotes That Can Improve Yourself By: Tim Maher | - It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.
Happy As You Want To Be By: Tim Maher | - Almost everyone has heard the hit single 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' by Bobby McFerrin. The song has a very catchy way of conveying its message of being happy to everyone. Bobby Mcferiin's simple message surely made a lot of people happy by telling them not to worry.
Living a happy, resilient and optimistic life is wonderful, and is also good for your health. Being happy actually protects you from the stresses of life. Stress is linked to the top causes of death such as heart disease, ... Tags:happiness, gratefulness, religious, time management, sense of humour, exercise
"a Piece Of Blarney Stone" 10 Ways To Empower Your Communication By: Tim Maher | - The Blarney Stone is a historical stone, or actually part of the Blarney Castle in Ireland where it was believed that kissing the stone can grant you the gift of the gab. Yeah, it seems strange in this day and age, but who are we to question tradition? It's not like I'm saying that Santa Claus doesn't exist (OOPS!).
There is so much to know about conversation that anyone, even I, could ever realize. You can go through life watching talk shows; listening to radio programs; attendin ... Tags:conversation, listening, humility, eye contact, humour, role models, notes
You've Got To Laugh! By: Garry Zancanaro | - One of the greatest health problems in modern society today, if not THE greatest, is stress. The American Institute of Stress claims that over 75% of all doctor visits in the US are stress related. The pace of modern life is so fast and we all have so many demands on our time that we all sometimes suffer from stress.
Humour Therapy By: Todd Lange | - "Laughter is the best medicine" -- who doesn't know this popular adage? Laughter is not a cure for cancer or other degenerative diseases, but doctors and the medical professionals found that it increases treatment receptiveness in patients. Scientists researching about psychoneuroimmunology are discovering that there is a crucial connection between a person's mind and body. This is particularly manifested by the body's ability to heal through mental stimulation. Laughter appears to change brain ... Tags:humour, humour therapy
