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Articles about funny travel tips (0-50 of 78)
- Tips To Consider On Your Next Cruise
By: Rich Gonzalez | - In no way am I an expert on cruises. I have taken my fare share of them, and I do enjoy the variety that this type of travel allows you. The calming of the water is another feature that I enjoy; and with the exception of one night on one cruise ship, I have never found myself experiencing any reversal of fortune; but, when you have thousands of people trying to enjoy their vacation at the same time, it does get a little bit too cluster phobic. Here are some ways to enjoy your cruise vacati ...
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- Remote Car Door Openers
By: lisa Simmons | - Most of us take them for granted since they have been around for awhile. But how many of us have used the remote opener to deter a criminal from trying to get access to your car. Here are some uses of applying the well known theft deterrent, noise, by using your remote control.
If you are coming out of a grocery store and happen to notice some unusual activity around your car, you can signal to the probably thieves that the owner of the car is around or that it has an automatic scanner and ...
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- Home Based Business Can We Done From Any Where
By: anjan | - Home based Business can we Done From Any where
For the last couple months I have been living my million dollar dream. My dream is to travel all 50 states a little at a time. It may take me several years, but I am not in a hurry. My health is good and I earn money with my home based business on the road. My home based business travels with me. It can be done anywhere anytime.
My husband and I are in the process of purchasing an RV. We have not decided on what typ ...
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- Why Cruising Is The Best Honeymoon Vacation On A New Married Couple...
By: trinity013 | - Your honeymoon vacation would be wonderful on a cruise. You can even get married on some of the cruise lines. On one cruise vacation we were on, there was a couple that got married on land at the point of embarkation and then had the reception on the ship. Another time, it was funny when we were on the Grand Princess in the Casino, and in walked a bride in full bridal regalia.
We took our honeymoon vacation on a cruise, which was fabulous. Ask your travel agent about cruise ships t ...
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- This Web Copy Stinks: Who Wrote It, Donald Trump's Barber?
By: Steve Schuster | - Why Most Techies Dont Write Good Web Copy
I have noticed a disturbing trend lately. Many websites are using their techies to write web copy. Writing web copy like music requires some talent, and some folks are just tone deaf. I should know, I'm an amateur guitarist whose inherent musical talent lies somewhere between Mozart and Roseanne Barr, singing the National Anthem.
The following story is about an incident that occurred in September 2008 when the economy an ...
Tags: Copy, web copy, copywriting, search engine optimization, rec
- Know How To Have Fun While Traveling
By: Ranju Kumar | - People no longer know on how to have fun while traveling. Funny travel is no longer a common experience. But everything is not lost; travelers can still make traveling a fun packed activity.
Frustrations and disappointments are always part of traveling. Travelers would usually want a detailed plan of the whole trip, from time of departure up to what food to eat. But sometimes things go wrong when you least expect them. On the bright side, it is through these unfortunate events tha ...
Tags: Funny travel, funny travel stories/story, funny travel tips, humorous travel, travel jokes
- Laughing It Off: Embarrassing Moments On Travels
By: Ranju Kumar | - No matter how well you prepare for a trip and how much time you put into planning, there are just some things that always get in the way. Perhaps there is no such thing as a perfect vacation or a road trip adventure when not one wrong thing happens. If you come to think of it, the unanticipated events are the main content of funny travel stories.
A humorous travel surprises all people who get out of their houses for a trip. Mishaps happen all the time and you can never prepare for ...
Tags: Funny travel, funny travel stories/story, funny travel tips, humorous travel, travel jokes
- Reduce Flying Stress With Funny Travel Experiences
By: Ranju Kumar | - Is not it funny that people are so serious when they travel? Their minds are filled to the brim with things to do, missions to accomplish, worries and anxieties. They cannot wait to arrive at the destination. In their minds, things must never go wrong while they travel. Everything must proceed according to the plan.
However, we cannot control all things. During travel, things can easily get out of hand. When these things happen, people frown and become grumpy which soon make them ...
Tags: Funny travel, funny travel stories/story, funny travel tips, humorous travel, travel jokes
- True Travel Stories With A Blend Of Fun
By: Ranju Kumar | - If we always have a joke while we are traveling, everything in our travel lightens up. The whole journey becomes enjoyable; people around you become friendly. A funny travel holds a lot more treasure than what meets the eyes. It can relieve travelers from the typical perceptions about traveling.
Traveling is always perceived as an expensive and strenuous activity. A positive attitude can free travelers from this perception. A funny travel attitude aside from making the journey enj ...
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- Cheap Holiday Hotels And Tips On Planning A Cheap Holiday Vacation
By: David Urmann | - A vacation trip or holiday is always a wonderful time to rest or take a break from work or school. This time is best spent with family or friends. There are many cheap holiday hotels situated around the world such as the ones listed below:
Circus Circus Hotel is situated at #2880 Las Vegas Boulevard South Las Vegas Nevada USA. It is about 130 meters northeast of the famous Adventuredome and about 530 meters northeast away of the Wet N Wild Amusement Park. It is about 170 meters so ...
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- How To Care For Your Golf Clubs Like A Pro
By: Leigh Ellis | - Perhaps the most expensive accessory you'll ever buy are your golf clubs. But even after shelling out a lot of cash for them, most golfers don't care for their clubs properly. This is not their fault, in general no one ever tells you how.
Since you have invested time, money, and a lot of thought in purchasing your golf clubs, you should consider spending some reasonable effort in maintaining, storing, and using them properly.
First, consider the golf bag itself. Bef ...
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- How To Attract Women: How To Impress Women
By: Franklin FOSC | - Let's look at each category.
A. How We Look
Whether you like it or not, dress is crucial. It says a lot about you: whether you care about how you look, or you don't. But you don't have to dress like a Hollywood celebrity to look good.
Here are some tips on how to dress for success:
1. Get a female friend or sister to help you pick your clothes.
If you don't know what to wear, get someone who does know! Ask a female friend or acquaintance ...
Tags: relationships love advice, dating love advice, how to attract
- A Few Laughs ?
By: parmod11 | - For the last couple months I have been living my million dollar dream. My dream is to travel all 50 states a little at a time. It may take me several years, but I am not in a hurry. My health is good and I earn money with my home based business on the road. My home based business travels with me. It can be done anywhere anytime.
My husband and I are in the process of purchasing an RV. We have not decided on what type yet, so we are currently traveling by pickup truck and tent. I kno ...
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- An Introduction To Disney World Trip Planning
By: Pierre Smith | - In these days more and more people who go on a holiday, instead of being rejuvenated, they end up totally spent physically and financially, after a vacation. To avoid such situations, many travel advisors suggest that people going on vacation should have a well-thought-out plan, particularly if it is a Walt Disney World vacation to Orlando, Florida, where you can enjoy so many exciting things that could muddle up an unplanned itinerary. There are travel operators who can help out tourists in the ...
Tags: disney world planning, disney world, vacation tip, vacation destinations, theme parks, vacation spots
- Best Ways To Tour The Sights Of Washington Dc
By: Roberto Raffa | - Tourists are literally spoiled for choice when it comes to guided tours of this fair city, so you might want to look through some of the options available before you decide which tour is right for you:
Ghost Tours: Some say that Washington is haunted by past presidents, but why take their word for it when you can find out for yourself on an official Ghost Tour! Hear about the myths, legends, and funny goings-on from an informative and energetic tour guide as you pass by several su ...
Tags: Washington Tour, Washington Guide, Washington Travels
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- Photo Tips For Your Photo Book
By: Dominic Donaldson | - Summer is now nearly approaching us and as the skies become bluer each day and the sun peaks out from clouds holidays are on everybody's mind. Holidays are a fantastic time to spend quality time with those that you love in exciting locations. So next time you go on your holiday with the family or partner and you're taking your obligatory photos why not have them made into a photo book. A photo book is a fantastic way to keep memories alive in a special way. Here we look at some tips for taking g ...
Tags: Photo Book, digital photo book, digital photo album, printing photos
- Why The Caravan Crowd Are Cool
By: Jackie De Burca | - Caravanning is cool. Caravan fanatics have known this for a long time but now we even see the rich and famous doing it. Celebrity enthusiasts are going for luxury motor homes and revamped VWs, and amongst this cool caravanning crowd are Sean Penn, Kate Moss, Jay Kay (Jamiroquai's lead singer), Jamie Oliver and Lenny Kravitz! With caravanning there is a great sense of freedom, a love of nature and the fun people you meet at caravan parks. Style magazines are now featuring it and it seems like ...
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- Romance Behind The Magic Disney World Dates That Say Be Mine
By: Tollie Schmidt | - With love in the air and magic all around us, the Walt Disney World Resort offers endless ideas for date locations. Here are a handful of unforgettable on-property dates.
1. Horse and buggy ride. For 30 minutes, you and your date can enjoy a relaxing and romantic horse and buggy ride through the serene woodlands at Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort & Campground or Disney's Port Orleans Resort. Can you imagine a more perfect ending to a fun filled day in the Walt Disney World Theme P ...
Tags: walt disney world, disney vacation, disney dates, disney romance, disney world theme parks, love,
- Tips To Earn Gold In World Of Warcraft Gold
By: wowgold prices | - In the world of Azeroth you can enjoy 3D environment with world of warcraft gold. Its one of largest virtual environment that is ever created. You can enjoy here desert, mountains, forests and many more. You have to spend month to finish this traveling if you are going through Azeroth. There are many mounts animals that will help you travel easily as horses, gryphons and many other animals. Like other MMORPGs, you are in the bound to find a clone here and there but the possibilities are gone unl ...
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- China Travel And Vacations Info - Peking Roast Duck
By: Shane Lee | - This article is about the Peking roast duck and you can find some useful information in it if you are planning your China vacations now.
The history of the Peking roast duck can be traced back to as early as the Yuan Dynasty (1206-1368) when it was listed among the imperial dishes in the Complete Recipes for Dishes and Beverages, written in 1330 by Hu Sihui, an inspector of the imperial kitchen. Details regarding the cooking process were also described in this early cookbook.
Tags: lhasa, travel, china, travel, lhasa travel, china travel
- How To Survive A Plane Crash
By: Shawn Wilson | - Most people know that flying in an airplane is one of the safest ways to travel. No, it's not as safe as, say, sitting in your living room surfing internet dating sites or watching funny kitten videos on YouTube, but it's a heck of a lot safer than even driving your car down the street to the grocery store. We all know that flying is relatively safe, it's impossible to forget the times when flying doesn't go well. The kinds of airplane crashes you see on the national news tend to be pretty d ...
Tags: airplanes, crashes, safety, travel
- Is It A Hoax Or Is It Real?
By: Andrew D. Malek | - Many of us have received e-mail from friends, family members, or coworkers that seemed too shocking, funny, or weird to be true. Will private cell phone numbers soon be provided to telemarketers, causing you to pay for everything from aggressive insurance sales calls to credit card companies asking you to perform balance transfers? Is Apple, Google, or Microsoft giving away huge sums of cash to people who can forward the most e-mails? And is every e-mail discussing a political candidate's backgr ...
Tags: hoax, email hoax, e-mail hoax, urban legend, spam
- Lhasa Travel Info For Your China Vacations-vehicles In Lhasa
By: Shane Lee | - This article is about the Lhasa travel and China vacations. You can find some helpful information in it if you are planning your Lhasa travel now.
Lhasa is the capital of the Tibet autonomous region in China. It is located at 3650 meters (12 000 feet) above sea level on the northern slopes of the Himalayas. Lhasa, which means "Land of the Gods", is the heart of Tibet. Over 1,300 years old, it sits in a valley right next to the Lhasa River. Tourist resources are plenty, good hotels ...
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- How Much Tour Guides Earned?
By: OrreryHIM Optone | - Now I know a lot of people are wondering what I can make being, how much can I earn as a tour guide or tour director. You know its funny it can be very lucrative and this is another, like its a big secret in our industry on how much that can be made and its hard for me to give exact figures. Because there are so many different types of tours, there are so many different types of employers, it depends on the location, it depends on the types of tour members you have and su ...
Tags: Tour Guide, Tours, Travel Guide, Tourism, Travel
- Traveling With Teenagers: 6 Ways To Make It Fun
By: Jamie Jefferson | - For many teens, the idea of spending the summer cooped up with their family for a vacation is less than appealing. And that means that you could end up with a surly, snarly member of the family on your trip. But it doesn't have to be that way. It is possible to travel with a teenager and have a good time. With a few simple steps, you'll be able to meet your teen's needs and have a peaceful vacation.
1. When you are planning your vacation, remember what it was like to be a teenager ...
Tags: traveling with teenagers, traveling boredom busters for teens, traveling with kids, teenager travel
- Taking The Plunge "€" Starting Your Own Business
By: pmen48 | - When I first broke the news to family members that I was about to start my own business, I received , as expected, a few funny looks and the inevitable question - "What are you thinking? What do you know about running a business?"
A very good question, I must admit, what possible motivation could there be for a 55+ year old textile engineer with no business experience to even attempt such a venture? What could possibly be going through my head? Was this a sign of early senility? ...
Tags: start a business, home based business, starting a business, work from home, start your own business, make money, make money easy
- Tales Of The Guaro - Costa Rica
By: Sudhir.M.Gill | - Every country has a unique beverage it claims as its own. In Costa Rica, the beverage of choice is Guaro.
Beverages
There is a certain national pride associated with claiming an alcoholic beverage. Think of Mexico and tequila immediately comes to mind. Vodka, of course, goes with Russia. Visit Greece and an ouzo headache cant be far behind. Aquavit in Sweden will definitely turn your headand stomach. Costa Rica, of course, could ...
Tags: travel tips, tour guide, traveling, journey.
- Air Purifier : Travel Air Purifiers
By: Ray Lam. | - Travel air purifier, anyone? You think its funny that there is even such as thing as travel air purifier. That it is too strange for a traveler to bring such as thing. You might even think that air purifiers are only meant for used in controlled environment such as office or residential homes. Including it among your travel kits seems laughable--but yes many travelers use this. You might be amazed on the technology involved in such gadgets.
Determine just how small you need your t ...
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- There Is Never A Wrong Time To Go Boating
By: Bruce A. Tucker | - Boating is an enjoyable time. Even with the ever increasing cost of fuel these days, although oil is starting to come back down to reality, boating offers a sense of enjoyment on the water you just can not get from land.
Discover Boating is running a funny commercial. I am sure you can check it out on YouTube. The commercial shows people driving in their car and waiving to everyone they see on the streets. The people that are being waived to just ignore them or look at them like t ...
Tags: boat, sail, water, fish, swim
- Travel Agent Is The Best Person To Talk About Vacations
By: businessb3 | - People who love to travel, visit exotic locales, foreign lands, dazzling beaches, for them the job of a travel agent is the best suited. They would prefer it infinitely more than any old desk job, however lucrative that may be.
Nowadays many consider that the internet has lessened the viability of the lucrative and interesting job of any tour agent. The internet has made it easy for an individual to make his own plans, his own reservations, and buy his own tickets, instead of rush ...
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- Hawaiian Armbands And Hawaiian Arm Tattoo
By: a khan | - One of the biggest and hottest growing trends in the art of tattoo design is Hawaiian arm or leg band tattoos. As this trend goes a lot of people think to themselves, well of course." At least that is what I said to myself at first. You can hardly drive more then 10 minutes on the freeway in southern California where I am from and not see a big SUV like a Lincoln Navigator or a Cadillac Escalade and not see a Hawaiian sticker. Things with flowers designs, or turtles, dolphins. Ya see it started ...
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- How To Improve Business Signs Through Digital Printing
By: Owen M | - Business signs have never been easier to do. Thanks to the advancement of technology, including the development of digital printing. This is the time when you have to exhaust the available resources around you and maximize their potentials to work to your advantage.
First of all, what are the reasons why you should opt to advertise?
1.Spreading the word out about you should be your main goal. It is vital for you to be known in order for your business to thrive and ...
Tags: digital, printing, business, signs, signage
- Sarongs Are Smashing Swimsuit Covers That Come In Handy When Traveling
By: Mia Linx | - Sarong - what a funny name for an item of clothing. Over my years I have heard quite of all sorts jokes about what's right and what's sarong. Over all, it may sound amusing but absolutely, these sarongs are indeed just simple wraps. They simply and solely wrap around the body, depending on how you tie them, and they are surprisingly comfortable to wear. It's obvious that I am a big fan of these simple little wears, but to really make you understand how spectacular they are, you have to try one. ...
Tags: Sarong, Sarongs, Wraps, Pareos
- 7 Great Tips To Look Better In Photos
By: Bea Scott | - A staple in everyones travel packing nowadays is a camera and boy, its been around since the days of film! The cool thing about digital cameras is that companies are always coming out with new ones every week this makes the costs for the previous models lower and 7-8-9-12 megapixels can be cheap nowadays. Then we could argue about professional photography, and dslrs and, well, this isnt about that.
Its a joy to carry a camera around to capture the sights, m ...
Tags: photos, photography, photogenic, tips
- 6 Strange Festivals From Around The World
By: Neil Simon | - The world is, as most travelers will say, a very diverse and colorful place. What passes a normal for you may be completely absurd somewhere else in this planet. Culture develops differently in many places, even ones close to where you live. Combined with our love of celebration, it has resulted in a lot of festivals. And since the world is diverse, some festivals are, to us, very strange. When you go to one of these, be sure to take a camera!
1. Mike the Headless Chicken Days A festi ...
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- Rome, Don"€™t Miss A Dinner
By: Michele de Capitani | - The thing is: how to avoid touristy places where a pizza will cost you a fortune? How to escape tourist traps? The good new is that I have some good tips from my uncle Gianni who lives in Rome. When I asked him about the gorgeous still very simple and characteristic places where he usually takes me out for dinner, he came up with a list of names and numbers. I simply pass them out for you!
While downtown Rome, to be precise in beautiful Campo de Fiori where young people meet every ...
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- English As A Medium For Indian-writer
By: vijaya chauhan | - In a paper at Regional Conference of the Association of Commonwealth Literature and Language Studies Held at India International Centre ,New Delhi on February23-6,1975,R.Parthasarathy , while exposing the position of Indian writers in English referred to the comments of American poets Allen Ginsberg ,Gary Snycler and Peter Onlovsky: "If we were gangster poets we would shoot you"(1), his threat was direct against the Indian writers failure to take risk with the English language.
To exp ...
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- Uhhh"€¦i Wouldn"€™t Eat There If I Were You
By: Hello World | - UhhhI Wouldnt Eat There If I Were You
The world over is full of amazing places to go, adventures to take and awesome meals to partake in. I for one am a firm believer that you the true way to get the flavor of any place is to try its food. Im no sissy eater, is what Im trying to say. Im willing to try anything once and I go by the saying that what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. However, when I heard about these umm, shall we sayweird restaurant names, I f ...
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- 5 Things I Hate About Flying
By: Sarah Trull | - You know the best thing about aeroplanes? Apart from the peanuts in the little silver bags, I mean. Its looking out of the windows at the clouds, and thinking, maybe I could go walking in there. Maybe its a special place where everythings okay. Sometimes I do go walking in the clouds. But its just cold and wet and empty, but when you look out of a plane its a special world, Delirium said, in the Brief Lives volume of The Sandman. And I could relate! Whats so great abou ...
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- 10 Cool Extra Things You Could Bring On A Trip
By: Sarah Trull | - 1. Cat Eye Compact Safety Light So you're staying in a countryside; you're feeling cool doing things old-school-like and whatnot. The place is so old-school, it hasn't even been graced by electricity. What do you do to light up the beaten paths? Attach this to your bike or your person to light up the dark, old-fashioned nights. Safety first, after all!
Authentic Working Wooden Catapult
2. Authentic Working Wooden Catapult If, for some reason, your ...
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- Should You Consider Travel Health Insurance?
By: Samantha Davis | - Are you a recent college graduate looking for that dream summer back packing across Europe? A young adventurer who wants to re-trace the steps of Genghis Khan? A middle aged individual who is years overdue on a really good vacation? For many individuals, a truly great vacation includes traveling. Getting away means just that, getting away. But there is one major detail that many individuals tend to ignore that they shouldn't: travel health insurance in case of emergency.
It's ...
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- Become A Penpal (it's Not Just For Children) And Be An Ambassador
By: Jake Solochek | - You can practice your English with a pen pal. Many people have complained about penpals, especially because the people don't reply to letters.
Some rules for Pen Pals
1. Always reply. (This is a sticking point for some students -- "How rude to not reply!" one students told me_.
2. Keep the tone positive. Write about positive things in the other country.
3. Ask open questions. "Why is your president so angry?" might be a difficult way to star ...
Tags: esol, efl, travel, writing, practice, penpal, english, ambassador, contacts
- How To Meet Women - 5 Essential Dating Tips For Men
By: Maureen Arnold | - There are 5 great dating tips for men when it comes to meeting women, whether you are meeting women online, in a club or in the local bookstore. These 5 surefire dating tips were recently discussed by David Deangelo in his Interviews With Dating Gurus series while he was talking with well known dating coach David M.
The first C is CONFIDENCE. In the dating world, especially for men, confidence is a MUST. Confidence is what sets you apart from the rest of wanna-be alpha males ou ...
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- Tom Venuto's Top 10 Travel Fitness Tips, Part 2
By: Tom Venuto | - Continued from part 2
6. Cook portable foods and bring meal replacements or healthy snacks for drives, flights and day trips
I love to drive, so for my trip last month I packed everything up in my car and hit the road. Naturally, I cooked for the road trip and my food came with me! I've learned how to make a variety of portable foods including several different types of oatmeal pancakes, tuna burgers and healthy sandwiches. Some of these "portable foods" can be even ...
Tags: travel fitness, travel workouts, hotel fitness, hotel workouts
- Cruises Travelling - The Ultimate Experience For Cruise Travellers
By: George Wood | - Travelling on a cruise is a memorable experience which will preserve in your mind everyday. If you are ever been to Cruise will be one of the lifetime experiences as a boat adventure. It will make you feel uneasy if you are boarding alone. What ever if you have family or friends you will enjoy precious moment that ever you have.
You will keep in your mind that you are going for holiday trip for your relaxing. There will be many people on the board. Yes there are lot more facilitat ...
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- The Halloween Spirit
By: Celia Namart | - Halloween is a great party occasion, a truly unique chance for everyone to unload some stress and go back to a time when everything was much more simple, and dressing up in costumes made everything funny and great. This is one day you will want to celebrate, if not for the fun of it simply for the relaxation and happiness it brings.
Halloween has its roots in past times, it has been celebrated for many years in many different ways, but the true idea of Halloween remains the same ...
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