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- Keep Everyone On Your List Smiling With These Novelty Gifts!
By: Lisa Parker | - Do you have a friend who is simply impossible to shop for? As we near the holiday gift-giving season, we are reminded of all the different personalities of our friends and loved ones. Usually, we know our friends and family well enough to pick out a meaningful gift. But some people just dont have many hobbies, or dont like traditional gifts. Or, maybe you have someone on your gift list with an amazing sense of humor. You might want to consider buying them a novelty gift. Novelty items are ...
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- Passing Gas (growing Up Smart Bad Habit #3)
By: Frank Hawkins | - Farting is the act of releasing gas from your anus, otherwise referred to as the hole in your butt. The formal word for fart is flatulence: from Latin flatus blowing. Farts are also called gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, poof, rip one, let one fly, and cut the cheese. As Juliet Capulet said to Romeo, What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
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Tags: bad habit, body humor, teens, passing gas, farts, smelly farts
- Drinks N Stinks For March Madness
By: stinkysteven | - It all starts with Selection Sunday "" March 15, 2009. Then, two days later, March Madness kicks off with its opening-round game. Bored yet? But for what seems like the better part of the population, college basketball"s annual championship tournament takes over idle office chatter at the water cooler and sucks all the fun out of weekend TV viewing. Unless, of course, you"re a fan, then all bets are off.
Whether you"re a hoops fan or just have the misfortune of sharing space with "e ...
Tags: gag gifts, funny pranks, office humor and pranks, holiday gag gifts, practical jokes, stink bombs, fart spray, april fools, farts, funny prank gifts,
- Planning The Perfect April Fool's Prank
By: stinkysteven | - Hey there pranksters! Ive gotten a ton of requests for a prank-a-day, so Im going to be starting that in April. But in the meantime, heres my thoughts on getting ready for our big day this year
April Fools Day is like Christmas for pranksters. While some go all-out with festive holiday decorations and plan their decor well in advance, pranksters share that same enthusiasm for stink bombs, fake poo and all things stinky. While Christmas and Apr ...
Tags: gag gifts, funny pranks, office humor and pranks, holiday gag gifts, practical jokes, stink bombs, fart spray, april fools, farts, funny prank gifts,
- Colonic Irrigation: Everything You Wanted To Know
By: Sarah Matthews | - If your friends have been hinting that you're full of crap, it might be time to take action. Colonic irrigation, once thought of as an expensive, exotic enema for the super-rich and Hollywood stars, used to be out of reach for us mere mortals. Not any more.
It sounds vile, but colonic cleansing therapy has (reported) benefits that aren't just about improving the digestive system. Aficionados claim it can improve everything from your skin tone to your sex life - in just one hour.
Tags: colon, colonic irrigation, detox, digestive system
- My Big Fat Fart List
By: stinkysteven | - Everyone does it. Nobody wants to admit itPassing gas. Farting. Or worse, sharting eeck! And just like most are quick to blame their neighbor in cubicle land for that silent but deadly one, everyone has a term for it.
So behold The Fart List! Im starting with the first 100 terms I found. Its here that youll find every term for that funny act of ass rumbling: from the classic (Flatulence) to the crazy (the Mariah Carey), just let one rip and ...
Tags: gag gifts, funny pranks, office humor and pranks, holiday gag gifts, practical jokes, stink bombs, fart spray, april fools, farts, funny prank gifts,
- Stinky Steven's Guide To Gassy Moments & Pooping At Work
By: stinkysteven | - Lets talk about gas. No, not the price of gas though in this instance the price can be quite costly were talking farts here, people. Silent But Deadly, Rippers and the Terd Burglars who are frequent offenders.
An old friend once gave me a copy of Everyone Poops, by Taro Gomi. Its a great book for young kids and anyone who finds that sort of crap humorous (pun intended). While the ol Number Two happens to everyone, theres a fine art in ...
Tags: gag gifts, funny pranks, office humor and pranks, holiday gag gifts, practical jokes, stink bombs, fart spray, april fools, farts, funny prank gifts,
- Great Gifts For A Boyfriend
By: Scott Moger | - If you are looking for a great gift for a boyfriend, just remember the key wordsgadgets, noise and power. Yes, most guys love anything that ignites, fires, kindles, lights, flames-up, shoots, starts up, plugs in, uses batteries, hums, buzzes, roars, bellows, yowls, explodes, or otherwise creates auditory dissonance. Once you take this simple lesson to heart, the choice of gifts for a boyfriend is easy.
When looking for great boyfriend gifts, you will never go wrong by purc ...
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- Riding Through The Highlands In A Chairman Mao Cap
By: Ryan Murdock | - A motorcycle represents freedom: the freedom of the open road, the freedom of speed, the freedom to go. Bikers are cowboys reinvented. They aren't content to go the way of the package tourist. They see things for themselves and they form their own judgments. It's an attitude as much as a mode of travel.
Few people stop to consider the advantages of motorcycle travel in foreign countries. In most places you can rent a scooter without a motorcycle license. They're easy to operate, f ...
Tags: vietnam, travel, murdock, vagabond, motorcycle, motorbike, hanoi
- 10 Fun Facts About Brazil And Brazilian Girls
By: Daniel DeLa Cruz | - Brazil seems to a be a country shrouded in mystery for most modern westerners. It's located right smack in the middle of Latin America yet they don't speak Spanish in Brazil. Who would have though? This article covers some fun facts about Brazil, Brazilian Culture and those famous Brazilian women who are famous the world over.
#1. In Brazil they speak Portuguese, not Brazilian or Spanish. In fact, there's no such language as Brazilian. Brazil was originally colonized by Portugal i ...
Tags: foreign women, brazil girls, brazilian girls, brazil thong, latin girls, global dating, how to
- If I Could Prank A Celebrity, Here's What I'd DoÃ"'¦
By: stinkysteven | - Ashton Kutcher has Punkd, and while that provided some entertainment, its gotten a bit old. Instead, heres a list of five celebrities wed like to prank from the Jonas brothers meeting their predecessors in the ring to A-Roid getting a dose of reality, let the pranks begin
1. The Jonas Brothers
What Id do: Prank call from an MTV network executive pitching the latest band of brothers in a real-life Celebrity Deathmatch fa ...
Tags: gag gifts, funny pranks, office humor and pranks, holiday gag gifts, practical jokes, stink bombs, fart spray, april fools, farts, funny prank gifts,
- The Importance Of Sleep: One Of Nature's Most Underutilized Resources
By: Courtney Krueger | - The best things in life are free: love, friendship, family, and don?t forget the shared human hobby that everyone derives pleasure from...sleep! Everyone loves to sleep, and what gift is greater than a morning offering no snooze limitations? And what noise is more annoying than the beeping of your alarm, notifying you that a night?s rest has terminated and reality is inevitable. We all know that sleep is obviously good since we enjoy the act, and that it must be necessary otherwise we?d nod off ...
Tags: sleeping, sleep, sleeping disorders, health, wellness, physical fitness
- Will I Get Pain If I Hold A Fart
By: Steve D Evans | - Some worry about getting a gas pain. Holding in your fart is no guarantee that you'll even have gas pain, it really depends on what you eat.
Hold your breath until you think youre going to explode. Hold your breath until you think youre going to die. Now compare that with holding a fart. The first is much less stress on your body isnt it? So, I dont think that normally being polite with your fart is really harmful at all, especially if you make an ...
Tags: getting a gas pain, holding in your fart, farting, flatulence, fart, farts.farting, flatulence, girl
- The Fart And Flatulence
By: Steve D Evans | - Flatulence is a serious problem with many people when they eat food from the legumes. Regular eating of these types of food can reduce the fart effect they can often induce. Flatulence is also an inconvenient and disagreeable side result of the Cabbage Soup Diet.
In the short term, flatulence is an inconvenience; in the long run it may promote disease (it is a mildly toxic gas, after all). Flatulence is a term used to describe a condition in which emission of a mixture of gases k ...
Tags: fart, flatulence, farting, fart sounds
- Fart Gadgets For Laughs And Other Thoughts On Farting
By: Steve D Evans | - The most famous fart gadget is the whopper cushion which is a rubber bladder that is designed to sound just like a fart if buried under a cushion on an easy chair. The victim of the gag sits down completely unaware of the stunt about to be pulled upon them while a fully inflated whoopee cushion rests in place beneath them.
This fart gadget has been around and for sell for probably 100 years, but it always raises a laugh with young people.
Another great fart gadget ...
Tags: fart gadgets, farting sounds, fart videos, fartology, fart noise maker, whoopee cushion fart noise
Social Web Results   Christmas Special: Ten Of The Best Farts | PLAY Magazine Shared By: bacon_farts - Everyone knows that Christmas is a time to be force-fed sprouts, and everyone also knows that the only good thing about eating sprouts is that it...
 Children's books: With a reluctant young reader, the grosser the better - snopes.com Shared By: MyBookStop - I never thought I'd be the sort of mom to buy a book called "Sweet Farts" for my child. I never thought I'd invest in a series called "Dumb Bunnies."
 Off The Pill - Farts Shared By: TheRealRyanHiga - "Every time you hold in a fart, you're that much closer to killing a baby!" This is a video response to Loading...
 Video: 'Let's go be champions, boys' | The Bama Beat - al.com Shared By: BamaBeat - farva.....it's bubbles created when you fart in the bathtub. A farva-snapper is someone who farts in the bathtub and bites or snaps at the bubbles...
 Why Do We Love Our Own Farts? | Farts Shared By: MrsDirtyMartini - Dear Dr. Rex: I am and convinced that my farts smell like roses. Every one else disagrees with me. Can you please tell me that my gas does smell like...
 Family guy- fart smeller meg Shared By: igneshto - after peter wins the 3rd grade spelling bee, every1 congradulates him and meg says you're a smart fella dad! and... a fart smeller meg and farts...
 Beer Farts Shared By: ParleysPub - My wife gets angry at my beer farts. I can't help it at all. I rip some ultimate nast but I think they are funny as hell. Anyways is it just me or...
 Pig's Farts Start Huge Gas Leak Scare Shared By: vanillacokehead - A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in southern Australia Thursday when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe, officials said.
 Pointless research: top 10 Ig Nobel award winners for silly science Shared By: arsisto - Farts of the penguins: if you've ever wondered how far a penguin can poo, here is your enlightenment Photo: POLAR BIOLOGY
 PoliticalFlirt » Blog Archive » “Tax My Farts Shared By: moonnerd - Political News by PoliticalFlirt. [Translate] Rich in the typical vocals and sound production, this song goes even further to provide true, thought-pro...
- The Fart And Why It Happens
By: Steve D Evans | - Farting is an action only employed by men, women of course do not fart - they 'fluff', then will blush like a blood orange and wildly deny any action having taken place. Farting is one of the most embarrassing things that people do in front of others. A lot of comedians and artistes utilize this embarrassed feeling to create humor and arrest attention.
A fart is gas that escapes from a body and it is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen ...
Tags: free fart sounds, methane man, biogas, funny fart sounds, create a fart
- Most Important 5 Supplements? Singapore Personal Trainer Explains Which Ones
By: Jonathan Wong | - As a personal trainer I know that Health supplements are common in Singapore and all over the world. Unfortunately with all the salesmanship involved, it's hard to know which ones work and which ones don't. This article will tell you the top 5 supplements that will work and benefit your health and fitness immediately.
Supplement #1: Digestive Aids
Nothing works till you fix your digestion. You might eat the most nutritious and health meats, fruits, veggies and suppl ...
Tags: singapore personal trainer, Singapore, fitness, supplements, health, personal, training, fitness, weight loss, fat loss
- Get A Computer Free, Plug It In, Wander The World
By: kb | - Get a computer free. Don't tell me that didn't get your attention. Especially if you happen to be reading this on someone else's computer, or on your junky one, or in a library somewhere!
Each and every month, the company on the website that you are about to discover holds a drawing. In that drawing, one lucky person wins a brand spanking new computer!
That company purchases brand name laptops for our winners. Nothing but the best, either. They range from, Dell, Gat ...
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- Restless Relaxation
By: jesse wade | - There are bushels of benefits to relaxation! Those who walk, talk, work, and play relaxed have a special aura about them. Their enemies become all jealous and nervous, and wonder what theyre up to.
An ideal example of a poised individual mastering her environment prevails every Thursday morning at a bread company in Winchester, Mo. Several of us elderly gentlemen (old farts) congregate our happy selves here (I say here because Im here now). We compare aches a ...
Tags: relax. Happy, self help, discover, power, dream, motivation
- Autumn Years
By: jesse wade | - Have you ever observed all those aggregations of
un-dissolved embodiments of organic wrinkled creepy
creatures (us old farts), flex and putter around acting as
though we are up to something important, and praying like
hell that no one notices we dont know what we are doing? We
are usually those bi-podals who have labored, drudged,
sweat, strained, stretched, struggled, and merited some
serious tranquility in our lives.
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Tags: discover, enjoy, happiness, self help, dream, fantasy, power, strength
- Water4gas Hydrogen Gas Saver Overview
By: GARKO | - Using the Hydrogen Gas Saver in your automobile has proven to be the best alternative energy solution you could ask for. The Water4Gas system can be constructed quite simply by anybody who owns a car / truck. The hydrogen gas saver system will provide your automobile engine a major improvement in a number of ways! Longer MPG, saves money, less pollution and drastically cuts down the toxic odor emissions flatulence.
A hydrogen gas saver is also known as a hydrogen gas generator ( HHO gener ...
Tags: hydrogen engine, gas prices, cheap gas prices, price of gas, alternative fuel solutions, save money on gas, mpg, improve gas mileage
- Why The Girls Secrets Will Go Down The Grave With Her
By: Francis K Githinji | - There are many things that you might not know about your woman. You are not the first man in her life, but she will never tell you how many men she has slept with. Maybe they range from a few to a dozen but she might only hint on one jerk of a man who broke her virginity and abandoned her. You will also be part of the blame if you are dating her because all men are the same universally; jerks. Girls secrets such as having slept in countless and sometimes strange beds are always kept away from th ...
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- Bored With Your Man? Don't Scratch
By: Michael Kimmel, LCSW | - In my private practice, a client told me this story: "My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over three years now, and we're doing well in most departments, except that we're getting bored with each other, especially in bed. When we first met it was all hot and heavy and we both were so passionate. And now? We're like old straight married peoplewe only have good sex once or twice a month. Yeah, we cuddle and stuff, and we really love each other, but we're in a real rut."
Tags: Relationships, long term, gay, men, boredom
- All I Really Want Is A Grilled Cheese Sandwich
By: Ted Kraus | - People, lots of people, tons of people, more people then I ever want to deal with.
That sums up the Vegas show; another record was set with the official count being over 45,000. That's even more than was expected, up about 10% from last year, which is in keeping with the local show increases. In one of the ICSC's daily newspapers they had a timeline of the growth of our industry's membership. The timeline went back to 1976 when President Ford spoke; I was a newbie then, with about ...
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- South Park (season 3) Dvd Review
By: Britt Gillette | - South Park, an original comedy series by cable channel Comedy Central, mostly chronicles the lives of four elementary school kids - Cartman (an overweight and sarcastic only child), Kyle (who daydreams of killing off his baby brother Ike), Stan (who vomits when seeing a girl he likes), and Kenny (who somehow dies in each episode). All four attend South Park Elementary School under the direction of third grade teacher Mr. Garrison who educates them via use of "Mr. Hat," a handmade handpuppet. Mea ...
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