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  • How You Can Be Dumb As An Ox And Still Make Quick Internet Money With Cash Gifting
    By: Ryan Biddulph | - As a newbie cash gifting coach I was as dumb as an ox.

    OK, maybe not dumb in all areas, but in SEO terms I was a dingbat.

    I knew how to send an email and check espn.com. That's it.

    This is why I laugh when people with internet savvy tell me they can't write an article.

    This is hogwash. If I can reach the first page of google, bing and yahoo for competitive keywords with articles, after my start, anybody can.

    But you must want it. ...

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  • Connectivity Between Faith
    By: Ed Young | - They looked at me and these Bahamians said, Ed, when someone is acting crazy, we dont say you are dumb or stupid. We say, hey man, you are doin fool, man. Youre doin fool. I said, Come back one more time. They said, When someone is doing something crazy we say that man is doin fool. James says this throughout this text. James says you are doin fool, man. Because to a lot of us who say we have this strong faith, to a lot of us who say we are bound in belief ...
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  • Make Up For Lost Time
    By: Ed Young | - How about time? Oh, thats a good one the minutes. We cant get time back. Theres just something about time. You cant get it back but people say, Man, you know, Ive not been to church in three months. So, Im going to stay for all five services and just soak it in. No, you cant do that. I have to spend time with my kids, man. Im just going to make up for lost time. You cant get it back. Micro time in church, micro time with your kids will lead to great ...
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  • 11 Powerful Text Message Marketing Platforms
    By: lexoremman | - Smartphones, and what I call my "dumb" phone, are an underused method for communicating with customers. Text messaging is like soccer: bigger everywhere in the world, but the USA. That is changing however, and because of that, mobile marketing is entering a new phase of acceptance and adoption.

    No doubt you've heard that 2012 will be the year mobile takes off. Umm, it was also the year of mobile in 2009, 2010, 2011... Never mind all the prognostication. Just make sure that you open ...

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  • Simple Is Sometimes Better
    By: Jeanne | - The title of this article may be misleading to some readers. However, many people in a variety of professions have a saying. And that is ", keep it simple stupid". Admittedly this is a rather harsh pearl of wisdom. I am not saying that people are dumb. However, at times they make purchases which are questionable. For example, jewelry is one of those commodities, which forces many people to equate good quality with high price. While there is some truth to this, jewelry and othe ...
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  • The Advantages Of Parents Registering Themselves With A Portal
    By: manishpaull | - Jeeves was a student of the 4 yr diploma program on speech and hearing. He was supposed to be on 1 year of internship and had to get a dissertation ready. He couldn't get a topic ready. Often he would watch the deaf and dumb children talk to each other in sign language at the bus stand. He realized there was just no sense trying to reach out to those children because they just wouldn't want to include them in their group.

    That's because he wasn't like them. He was normal, they were ...

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  • Parents Need Register Themselves On Osa Portal To Get More Benefits
    By: Naresh Jain | - Jeeves was a student of the 4 yr diploma program on speech and hearing. He was supposed to be on 1 year of internship and had to get a dissertation ready. He couldnt get a topic ready. Often he would watch the deaf and dumb children talk to each other in sign language at the bus stand. He realized there was just no sense trying to reach out to those children because they just wouldnt want to include them in their group. Thats because he wasnt like them. He was normal, they were not. ...
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  • Buying Unique Gifts For Her Uk Is A Tricky Affair
    By: Jacob Mark | -
    Being in relationship can be hard at times. No I dont mean having trouble in your relationship, God forbid that, may you remain the sweetest couple ever! I mean the time when you ought to buy gifts for her UK! Men are always dumb heads when it comes to picking some good gifts for their girlfriends, wives or partners. The pressure adds more when you think that you should gift her something significant and something that will make her realize how much you love her. There is no end of the ...

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  • Four Ways To Improve Question And Answer Sessions To Show You"€™re In Control
    By: Candace Davies | - Question and answer sessions are an important part of lessons and are integral to test students comprehension of material, as well as to let you as the teacher know where your students are in terms of their understanding of lesson concepts. Sometimes, however, these sessions can go flat. Students can tune out, opt out, play dumb, etc, as a way to get out of participating. So how can you improve your question and answer sessions to get more out of your students and display your control?
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  • Who Stole My Voodoo Doll?
    By: Yamaya Cruz | - I am looking for the person who put roots on me. I think that they might have created some kind of voodoo doll in my image. Have you seen it? It looks like me, black with kinky curls, wide nose, juicy booty and ride-em-cowboy hips. I am going to kill whoever has this doll because they keep sticking needles in it. Every needle pierces through my soul, killing my self-esteem, making me feel like a second rate citizen. Every needle ruins my image, and throws me into a category of being poor, ignora ...
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  • Fat People Still Enjoy Cosplay
    By: apple | - With much voice around, some people worry whether it would be completely dumb or horrible for them who are severely overweight to cosplay a non-overweight anime character?

    As a matter of fact, that is nothing to do with your weight and more to do with the fact that this is your first cosplay. Go in normal clothes, and work your way into costumes after going to several cosplays. Start dressing like the regulars after you know you are comfortable in the environment. One fo the most i ...

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  • Hands Down - Amusing Anecdotes From The Plastic Surgery World.
    By: Al Rosenthal, MD | - Some of the odd stories from the plastic surgery world.

    I enjoy doing cosmetic surgery. A lot. But when I came out of my residency all fresh and eager and thinking the world would beat a path to my clinic, a little dose of reality hit me. And so, along my journey to becoming a cosmetic surgeon, I did a little hand surgery. No, I did a lot of hand surgery.

    Hand surgery is an odd sort of specialty. On the one hand "" it takes a lot of expertise and a lot of practice. ...

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  • Remember To Have Fun When You Play The Lottery
    By: Megan Bewley | - Winning the lottery is not just dumb luck anymore. You have to devise a strategy if you are looking to make a little profit or even hit the jackpot. People have sunk hundreds of thousands of dollars in the lottery, only to make a few dollars back. That is simply not the way to go.

    The basic rule of lottery is that you are paired up against odds. Cheaper lotteries have more chances of winning, but the prizes are small. The more expensive they are, the more chances you have of winni ...

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  • Texting And Driving Is Dumb And Deadly
    By: Krung Thep | - Texting and driving is the new kid on the block in the arsenal of self destruction. You can give the people gadgets but it seems they do not come with the intelligence to use them responsibly. Even highly educated professionals are on the phone while they drive, or check their e-mails, or shave while running late to a meeting, etc. Teenagers, of course, are leading the pack with their addiction to their smart phones and the bad habit of texting just about everywhere.

    One of the most ...

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  • 5 Easy Ways To Tick-off Potential Clients And Make Them Feel Really Dumb
    By: Jeremiah Wilson | - Your goal is to get less business, right? To tick-off your potential customers so thoroughly that they never want to do business with you. Ever. You want to make them feel dumb when they call you. Make them feel like they are wasting your time. You want your potential clients to hang up the phone and say 'Man, I will NEVER buy from those people.'

    Those are your goals right? Well, here are five ways to accomplish those goals.

    1. Make sure the customer knows how busy you ...

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  • This Week's 5 Dumbest Stock Moves
    By: Prince Damin | - Stupidity is contagious. It gets us all from time to time. Even respectable companies can catch it. As I do every week, let's take a look at five dumb financial events this week that may make your head spin.

    1. Sears for fears

    There's a new digital-streaming juggernaut in town, and it's a maven of blue light specials.

    Kmart? Really? Sears Holdings' (Nasdaq: SHLD) discounter is teaming up with Sonic Solutions (Nasdaq: SNIC) to begin offering piecemeal digita ...

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  • Why Rechargeable Batteries Go Bad Prematurely
    By: David Schliep | - For as long as I have been using and suggesting the usage of rechargeable batteries, I've also strongly purported the employment of a smart charger with a refresh or reconditioning function.

    So, why, when I place a rechargeable battery that's barely 6 months old on my Ansmann Energy 16 charger - essentially the most advance charger in the world - does my battery show as defective? This ever happen to you? If you've used rechargeables for any stretch of time, the response will certai ...

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  • Arthritis In Dogs
    By: Regina O Lee | - If your favorite dumb chum is limping or favoring a limb or has lost interest in running and playing, chances are he is suffering from arthritis. Veterinarians report that arthritis is one of the most common ailment affecting dogs.

    Arthritis and its types

    Arthritis can affect humans as well as dogs. It is a progressive disease where the joints of the body are swollen. This inflammation may be accompanied by changes in the cartilage of the joint, change in joint fluids a ...

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  • Fat: How It Can Make You Cleverer, Healthier And Slimmer
    By: Anna Aparicio | - Did you know that 60% of your brain is fat?


    THE FUNCTIONS OF FAT:

    - Source of energy
    - Building blocks for cell membranes
    - Building blocks for homones
    - Help vitamin and mineral bsorption
    - Control blood pressure
    - Regulate body temperature
    - Boost immune system
    - Optimum brain development & performance


    GOOD FATS V BAD FATS:

    - Monounsaturated fats:

    Nuts (not peanuts!) pecans, ...

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  • How To Properly And Safely Lift Dumb Bells To Successfully Build Muscle And Gain The Mass You Want!
    By: Jack Bulker | - If you are looking to add muscle to your body it's going to take the right amount of weight gain and the right amount of hard work to get it accomplished. It doesn't mean that you have to go to a gym as long as you provide your body with the right kind of resistance that it requires to add muscle. However, you need to understand there simply is no short cuts you can take to add muscle. There is no special diet, no special pill or fancy formula that's going to work. The only way to do it is to li ...
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  • Dumb & Dumber Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels
    By: Pat J. Hayes | - Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels star in quite possibly the funniest movie ever recorded, Dumb & Dumber. The writing and acting make this film a must see if you are in the mood for some laughs. If you want to know more about the film check out the movie review and synopsis below.

    Synopsis

    Life couldn't be simpler for Llyod Christmas (Jim Carrey) and Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels). Llyod drives his limo everyday and Harry works as a mobile pet groomer but their earnings barely ...

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  • Jim Carrey At His Best In These Three Comedy Films
    By: Pat J. Hayes | - Jim Carrey has been a comedic staple in the film biz since the early 1980s. Although he is most widely known for his acting in movies, Carrey was also quite successful on TV as well. Carrey certainly is at his best when he is making audiences laugh but as of late he has tried his hand in drama movies like The Truman Show. Based on his recent performances I believe he can.

    To discover some of Carrey's brightest comedic performances it is necessary to take a trip back in time. We w ...

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  • Fat Loss System-beware Of Advertisements And Billboards That Boast Of Quick Remedies
    By: Kimberley D Walsh. | - Do you want to lead a healthy life by losing the extra flab? Then, be informed that the so called ?instant weight loss systems? and silly belts and contraptions, which are constantly aired on various TV channels will never do you any good. Nonetheless, by choosing a program that is scientifically accepted and following its prescribed techniques, which have passed strenuous tests, you will be able to get the desired results over time.

    The process of losing fat can be correlated to gain ...

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  • Playstation Move Appears Dumb
    By: Charlie Michaels.. | - I'm sure that this really is heading to arrive off as somewhat inflammatory undiscussed begin off the article by saying that the PlayStation move looks extremely dumb. Is Sony's sad attempt at trying to re-create what Nintendo made while using Nintendo Wii. But of course, in grand Sony fashion, they have managed to create it so expensive that no one particular in their proper thoughts would buy it.

    If you paid any attention to this year's E3 Expo, you'll have observed or noticed peopl ...

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  • 5 Dumb Answers To Frequently Asked Interview Questions
    By: Scott Maxwell | - 5 Dumb Answers to Frequently Asked Interview Questions
    Want to keep from looking lame and stupid in your interview? The simple solution is to prepare for the questions coming your way. And of course that means you have to learn about the company and the position. So naturally your answers should come across as intelligent.



    However did you know that over 65% of people do not prepare for the interview? The worst part is that many people just don't think. So below are sev ...

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  • Search Engine Optimization For Dumb-dumbs
    By: Robert David Strong | - Are you feeling like a complete dumb-dumb when it comes to Search Engine Optimization (SEO)? Don't feel bad, most of us that have entered the online business areas have felt that way for the longest time, even me! Search Engine Optimization is one of the few marketing avenues that people become scared of. I don't know if physiologically the word optimization frightens them or what. Or if it is because they have never had to approach this before in their life? It's okay. Like I said, I have been ...
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  • Five Stupid Job Interview Questions And How To Answer Them
    By: Syrus Dietrich | -
    1.Can you list three of your weaknesses?

    If you decide to answer this question honestly and use the job interview as confession session, be my guest. However, I would also encourage you to consult a psychologist as soon as youre finished. The reason why I have listed this question as stupid is precisely because most mentally healthy human beings would refuse to go too deep into self criticism, particularly during a job interview session.

    You do not need ...

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  • Weird, Dumb, And Funny Laws Of Ohio
    By: Daniel Beasley | - Every state in the United States has a variety of weird laws. Ohio has funny laws for just about everyone. If you eat breakfast, drive, fish, swim, or even use an outhouse you have a dumb law directed your way.

    One dumb law in Ohio limits your breakfast options. It is illegal to sell cornflakes on Sunday in Columbus. You may want to check your breakfast supplies Saturday afternoon, just in case.

    If you drive, or know someone who does, you may want to be aware of this we ...

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  • Weird, Dumb, And Funny Laws In The State Of Texas
    By: Daniel Beasley | - Nearly every state has outdated laws that seem terribly out of place in today's society. Even though these laws are still in effect, many havent been enforced in generations. Some of these laws are so strange they make you wonder why they were passed in the first place. Following are some of the funny laws youll be interested to know in the State of Texas:

    In Austin, you may not carry wire cutters around in your pocket. In the Wild West days, cowboys cut barbed wire ...

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  • Legal Laughs: Outrageous Laws In The State Of Pennsylvania
    By: Daniel Beasley | - The beautiful State of Pennsylvania has much to offer, including a wide range of bizarre laws that leave people scratching their heads. From regulations on cleaning, marriages, and fishing, to where you can't sleep, these strange laws rank high on the silliness chart.

    Let's start with exchanging vows in The State of Pennsylvania. It's scary to think that this was a growing problem, and a law was needed to regulate the issue. It is against the law for a minister to perform a marria ...

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  • Why You're Dumb, Sick And Broke?
    By: Joel | Mind Power | - Your mind can either be your biggest ally or greatest enemy. If you wonder why you're dumb, sick and broke while your neighbor is smart, healthy and rich, then you are clearly not doing the right things in life.

    Reason #1 - Negative beliefs

    Let's do a simple self assessment. Deep down, do you believe:

    1. Money is evil
    2. Rich people are evil
    3. It is spiritual or noble to be poor
    4. Rich people lie, chat and steal
    5. or Money ...

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  • Dumb Terminals - Where Are They Now?
    By: Alicia Hilton | - In the early days of computing, mainframe users accessed their systems using a dumb terminal. Dumb terminals are input/output devices with no processing capability and only enough memory to decipher particular control codes. Dumb terminals were most commonly found in large organizations with the need to process immense numbers of data transactions, such as financial institutions. For organizations like these, the processing power of the mainframe was necessary in order to successfully accomplish ...
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  • Dumbwaiters: Finding Ways To Improve Work
    By: B. Brubaker | - There are a number of instances where lifting aids can help improve the mobility of an individual. Sometimes they are used to perform tasks that could be dangerous for an individual to participate in. Other times, these lifting aids perform a service for the user that they would be unable to do on their own. One lifting aid that has been used for many years to make it easier and safer to move items around is the dumbwaiter.

    Basically, a dumbwaiter is a type of elevator, but it is us ...

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  • Dumbwaiters As Used In The Home
    By: B. Brubaker | - When many consider a dumbwaiter, they think back on some of the large ones that are used commercially. Perhaps they work at a large manufacturer that uses a heavy duty dumbwaiter or they might be familiar with the types used on aircraft carriers. While the dumbwaiter does play an integral part in many commercial settings, it is also incredibly widely used in many homes across the world.

    The primary service that is provided by a dumbwaiter in the home is that it facilitates the easy ...

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  • Using A Dumbwaiter To Improve Home Accessibility
    By: Sean Noughtly | - A dumbwaiter is lifting device that is used to allow items to be moved between floors in a safe and efficient manner. They serve a purpose similar to that of an elevator, but unlike elevators, these devices are not intended to carry humans. These lifting aids have been used for many years, by people who need to quickly and easily transport items throughout multi-story dwellings.

    Businesses and residences alike use dumbwaiters, but the largest ones typically are installed in commerci ...

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  • Dumbwaiters: Installation And Uses
    By: Sean Noughtly | - A dumbwaiter is in many ways incredibly similar to an elevator. At its most basic, it is simply a platform or box that is raised and lowered between floors. At its most complicated, it is a powerful lifting tool, with built in sensors and compartments to take advantage of the space it has available.

    Dumbwaiters help those who are mobility challenged as well, because they allow for items, like the groceries, to be moved around the home easily, without having to carry them up the stai ...

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  • Dumbwaiters For The Mobility Challenged
    By: B. Brubaker | - Dumbwaiters are used to help people move supplies between floors. A dumbwaiter is very similar to an elevator, but they are typically much smaller and are not used to transport people. They have been used for thousands of years and during the middle ages, they could be found in most castles.

    Without dumbwaiters in castles, it is very likely that the Kings food would have gone cold before it could be brought to him. They were also used to help speed up the transportation of heavy obj ...

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  • Dumbwaiters: Advantages And Uses
    By: Sean Noughtly | - Dumbwaiters have a history that is imbedded deep into almost all cultures. They were used extensively in castles and have been found in homes for hundreds of years. Businesses, such as hotels, also frequently make use of these time saving devices. So what exactly is a dumbwaiter?

    Dumbwaiters are very similar to elevators. Instead of people though, dumbwaiters are designed to transport goods between floors. Many commercial lifts are capable of supporting a great deal of weight, somet ...

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  • Dumbwaiters: Explained
    By: Sean Noughtly | - A dumbwaiter is an elevator that is intended only to be used to carry freight. Goods and supplies can be transported with ease, but they are not intended for humans. Usually they are much smaller than your average elevator, but some commercial dumbwaiters, like you might find at a hospital, can be quite large. Several obstacles to installing a dumbwaiter have been removed through engineering and they are now incredibly popular.

    Dumbwaiters have been in use for many hundreds of year ...

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  • Dumbwaiters In Residential Settings
    By: Steve Wynler | - Dumbwaiters are used in many homes and businesses as a means of carrying goods between floors without relying on the stairs. They are like miniature elevators, but are much less expensive and take up much less space. They are of course not intended to carry people and should only be used for the movement of goods and products.

    Dumbwaiters date back hundreds and hundreds of years and almost all large early homes and castles had them. They were frequently used to carry food to other ...

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  • Free Methods Of Generating Traffic To Your Website
    By: Coach Hamilton | - Being a dumb ol' high school shop teacher and football coach, looking for a way to make an extra income online, I have learned that starting a new business on the internet requires traffic to the website for sales. This, for all intensive purposes does require a few things.

    While I'm sure you are aware that getting traffic to your website is critical for your success, you have two methods of doing so: paid or free. With the versatility of the internet you can either spend money ...

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  • Dumb Real Estate Investing Mistakes You Should Never Make
    By: Kris | - The real estate market is not merely an open one, but also an experimental ground for many experienced as well as freshers. However, there are some real dumb mistakes that many investors make when it comes to investing. Primarily, the main reason for these errors is the fact that this particular market gives investors little or no time at all to learn how to know to make good and profitable decisions.

    The irony of the situation is that invariably your dumb mistake ends up with so ...

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  • A Rear View
    By: Jeff Sliger | - A Rear View My father has always been partial to Buicks. With five kids in the family Im pretty sure dad was hoping the next new model for Buick was going to be a sporty bus of some kind. Then one day he drove home in a new Vista Cruiser.

    Suddenly there was a seat for every bottom and a window for every set of eyes. It was huge and yet sporty. The Vista Cruiser came complete with five separate doors and windows in the roof. Now, if planes, tornados, alien spacecraft or anyth ...

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  • How Does Watching Tv Makes You Dumb?
    By: Larry Mondello | - Television makes you dumb. But its oh-so-good nonetheless. The boob-tube is aptly named.

    I heard this man being interviewed the other day who said that his really good friend was a writer for a television crime drama on a major network. He said his friend was reprimanded by his superiors for writing plots and dialog that were too complicated and required too much of the viewers full attention. He was summarily told to dumb-down his writing to allow for dish-washing wa ...

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  • How To Avoid Being Dumb And Dumber In Real Estate
    By: Charles W. Moore | - We shall examine some of the more common dumb things agents do. Put sold signs on houses that have gone under contract. In some states, this is illegal to do unless the house has closed. Have you ever had a contract fall through? If you haven't, you probably are new in the business, lucky, or don't do many transactions. As the listing agent, you are supposed to protect the seller and get the best offer. Putting sold on the signs usually stops any offers coming in. This is not good for the seller ...
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  • Clothing As Self-expression: Funny Tee Shirts Are The Rage
    By: garry hill | - "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." So said Mark Twain, and that saying still rings true, as our society has developed into one that uses apparel as a way to convey one's social status. Simply flip through the pages of a woman's fashion magazine to read breathless coverage of the fashion statements being made on the couture runways of Paris, Milan, and New York. Listen to a gaggle of high school girls decrying the must-have fashion accessory of last seaso ...
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  • Help Criminals Who Want To Go To Jail
    By: Johnny Jenkins | - Have you ever looked at the newspaper or the news and wonder why some people become criminals? If you choose a life of crime you are admitting that you are not the sharpest pencil in the box in the first place. But even a criminal has to have some commonsense.

    Strangely enough many of them commit acts that make you wonder why they pursue a career in crime. Admittedly you do not have to be a genius to commit a crime, but some brain activity is required. Yet we see examples everyda ...

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  • Dumb Things People Say About Preaching On Stewardship
    By: Rod Rogers | - Copyright 2006 Rod Rogers

    We had just begun to pass the food around the table at Thanksgiving dinner last year when a friend of the family said, 'The reason our church's giving is good is because our pastor never preaches about money.' I responded as casually as I could, 'So youre saying that your churchs giving is good because your pastor never preaches any of the countless biblical passages about money?'

    She didn't answer me and I let the conversation flow i ...

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  • Big Strong Biceps - Build Triceps - Powerful Arm Exercises
    By: Chris Chew | - In every gym that you go to, you will see people pumping their biceps. Biceps along with the pecs and abs are sometimes called vanity muscles because they are the most visible and therefore commands the most respect. Invariably, when you ask someone to show you his muscles, he will probably flex his biceps.

    Before we discuss biceps development, I want to point out that the biceps make up only one third of your upper arm with triceps the other two-thirds. So to have an impressive a ...

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