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A Christmas Of Good Intentions Christmas is that time of the year when we all rejoice and celebrate. However, along with Christmas comes a chore that is troublesome to some people - "shopping". This article relates just one such trip to avoid doing last minute shopping by going for it a full week in advance. Tags : Christmas , shopping , parking , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , southern humor , All The President's Women How does the nation take the allegations against President Bill Clinton? There have been national surveys and forecasts by amateurs and pundits alike. Here is an analysis of the whole episode as well as some advice for the President. Tags : president , misconduct , perjury , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , southern humor Armadillo On The Half Shell The origins of the human food menu is certainly a mystery that is yet unsolved. However, it seems that some amendments are certainly being made in these dietary standards today! Tags : diet , animals , fast-food , road kill , automobile , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron Whit Beanie Babies Anonymous The Beanie Babies syndrome has really caught on with no end in sight. Read on to see some of the effects of this mania and some tips on how to cure it. Tags : Beanie Babies , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , southern humor , family humor El Nino Made Me Do It! The changing climate certainly does pose a threat to our planet and eco-system. However, it also presents an opportunity for those who need to blame somethine Tags : El Nino , excuse , approval , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , southern humor , fam Getting "Yankee Naked" Nakedness is no longer a word that is self explanatory. There are just so many variations of this word with each having a different meaning that an explanation of the braod categories is necessary. This is just what this article sets out to do! Tags : naked , college , video camera , controversy , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , sou Ghosts Of Halloweens Past Times may have changed but the spirit of Halloween continues to live on. Children today have as much as they did in the past - and so do their parents! Tags : halloween , costumes , trick or treat , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , southern Gimme A Head With Hair A man's hair are certainly one of his best assets and a matter of pride. For many their loss can cause depression and anxiety that must be taken care of by an expert psychotherapist - or better still by a sports car! Tags : hair , sports car , psychotherapist , self-worth , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , Growing Old In A Red Miata I just had another birthday and I'm not particularly happy about it. To me, that's like saying, "I'm another year closer to having my prostate removed! Somebody bake me a cake and let's party!" Tags : cake , party , birthday , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , southern humor , family Honey, Did You Take Your Pill? A birth control pill for men? As if remembering to take out the trash isn't enough pressure. Tags : birth control , contraceptive , humor , Tim Knox , Jeff Foxworthy , Ron White , southern humor , I Hope You Kept The Receipt Will it be something from Victoria's Secret or another beefstick this year? Tags : Christmas , shopping , gift , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family humor I Love You, You Love Me Barney The Dinosaur is suing The Famous San Diego Chicken for beating up a Barney lookalike during his act. Sounds like a clear case of costume envy to me. Tags : Barney , trash , suing , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family humor If You Clone A Schizophrenic Scientists have successfully cloned a sheep and a cow. What's next? Dogs? Cats? Professional wrestlers? Me? And if you clone a schizophrenic, how many people do you get? Tags : cloning , schizophrenic , embryonic , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family humor No Sale Like A Yardsale Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down Tags : yardsale , Beanie Babies , garage , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family humor Pick On Somebody Your Own Size Mattel's redesigning Barbie to make her more realistic. Imagine Christy Brinkley going in, David Brinkley. Tags : Barbie , insanity , role model , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family humor Show Me The Money The stock market could crash like a circus fat lady falling over a lawn chair and it wouldn't affect me in the least. All my money's tied up in bills; electric bill, phone bill, Visa bill etc. Tags : stock market , diapers , retirement , disposable income , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , fam Smoke 'em If You Can Afford 'em What's the difference between a $30 cigar and one that costs fifty cents. The answer begins with cow poop. Tags : cigar , smoker , tobacco , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family humor Some People Will Eat Anything Most people are like Mikey, the old Life cereal kid. We are nondiscriminating carnivores who will eat anything -- especially if it can be made to taste like chicken Tags : extinct , culture , supply and demand , food , caviar , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family Sometimes Life Just Ain't Funny Alabama weather is about as predictable as watching The Jerry Springer Show. You know something's going to happen, you're just not sure what it will be. Tags : storm , tornadoes , weathermen , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family humor Who Cracked My Crystal Ball? Predictons for the new year as foretold over a beer and Polish sausage sandwich Tags : crystal ball , predictions , psychic , trance , humor , Tim Knox , southern humor , family humor
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