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- Wood Stove Heating and No Frozen Pipes! By: Jesse Turner
We've been heating our home with a wood stove for quite a few years now, but every year I'm told that I'd better get a propane heater for supplimental heat "cause your pipes are gonna freeze". Well, they never have, sub zero temperatures and a cold wood stove in the morning and I still have running water - must be clean living or dumb luck, however you want to look at it.
Tags: homesteading, family, humor
- A Christmas Of Good Intentions By: Tim-Knox
Christmas is that time of the year when we all rejoice and celebrate. However, along with Christmas comes a chore that is troublesome to some people - "shopping". This article relates just one such trip to avoid doing last minute shopping by going for it a full week in advance.
Tags: Christmas, shopping, parking, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, southern humor,
- All The President's Women By: Tim-Knox
How does the nation take the allegations against President Bill Clinton? There have been national surveys and forecasts by amateurs and pundits alike. Here is an analysis of the whole episode as well as some advice for the President.
Tags: president, misconduct, perjury, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, southern humor
- Armadillo On The Half Shell By: Tim-Knox
The origins of the human food menu is certainly a mystery that is yet unsolved. However, it seems that some amendments are certainly being made in these dietary standards today!
Tags: diet, animals, fast-food, road kill, automobile, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron Whit
- Beanie Babies Anonymous By: Tim-Knox
The Beanie Babies syndrome has really caught on with no end in sight. Read on to see some of the effects of this mania and some tips on how to cure it.
Tags: Beanie Babies, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, southern humor, family humor
- El Nino Made Me Do It! By: Tim-Knox
The changing climate certainly does pose a threat to our planet and eco-system. However, it also presents an opportunity for those who need to blame somethine
Tags: El Nino, excuse, approval, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, southern humor, fam
- Getting "Yankee Naked" By: Tim-Knox
Nakedness is no longer a word that is self explanatory. There are just so many variations of this word with each having a different meaning that an explanation of the braod categories is necessary. This is just what this article sets out to do!
Tags: naked, college, video camera, controversy, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, sou
- Ghosts Of Halloweens Past By: Tim-Knox
Times may have changed but the spirit of Halloween continues to live on. Children today have as much as they did in the past - and so do their parents!
Tags: halloween, costumes, trick or treat, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, southern
- Gimme A Head With Hair By: Tim-Knox
A man's hair are certainly one of his best assets and a matter of pride. For many their loss can cause depression and anxiety that must be taken care of by an expert psychotherapist - or better still by a sports car!
Tags: hair, sports car, psychotherapist, self-worth, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White,
- Growing Old In A Red Miata By: Tim-Knox
I just had another birthday and I'm not particularly happy about it. To me, that's like saying, "I'm another year closer to having my prostate removed! Somebody bake me a cake and let's party!"
Tags: cake, party, birthday, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, southern humor, family
- Honey, Did You Take Your Pill? By: Tim-Knox
A birth control pill for men? As if remembering to take out the trash isn't enough pressure.
Tags: birth control, contraceptive, humor, Tim Knox, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, southern humor,
- I Hope You Kept The Receipt By: Tim-Knox
Will it be something from Victoria's Secret or another beefstick this year?
Tags: Christmas, shopping, gift, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
- I Love You, You Love Me By: Tim-Knox
Barney The Dinosaur is suing The Famous San Diego Chicken for beating up a Barney lookalike during his act. Sounds like a clear case of costume envy to me.
Tags: Barney, trash, suing, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
- If You Clone A Schizophrenic By: Tim-Knox
Scientists have successfully cloned a sheep and a cow. What's next? Dogs? Cats? Professional wrestlers? Me? And if you clone a schizophrenic, how many people do you get?
Tags: cloning, schizophrenic, embryonic, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
- No Sale Like A Yardsale By: Tim-Knox
Remember, it's not how much you spend at a yardsale, but how much you talk them down
Tags: yardsale, Beanie Babies, garage, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
- The Dust Settles On Miss America By: Tim-Knox
The Miss America Pageant is taking its last breath. Will the mourners have to wear swimsuits to the funeral, or will evening gowns be enough?
Tags: pageant, bikini, swimsuit, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
- The Sky Is Falling By: Tim-Knox
When you turn on the TV and learn that a giant, killer asteroid is headed your way, you have to ask yourself certain questions. Like, should I have that second bowl of Crispy Hexagons or just stop at one?
Tags: asteroid, apocalypse, vodka, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
- The Smarter White Meat By: Tim-Knox
A college professor at Penn State is trying to teach pigs to communicate using computers. I think this guy is one pork rind short of a full bag. Who wants to get email from a pig?
Tags: college, school, invention, graduate, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
- When Great Minds Meet By: Tim-Knox
When the richest man in America meets the world's greatest Elvis impersonator, you know only good things could come of it. Could 'Don't Be Cruel' really become Microsoft's new theme song?
Tags: Microsoft, Bill Gates, public libraries, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
- Who Cracked My Crystal Ball? By: Tim-Knox
Predictons for the new year as foretold over a beer and Polish sausage sandwich
Tags: crystal ball, predictions, psychic, trance, humor, Tim Knox, southern humor, family humor
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