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Article Cloning For Fun And Profit

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0400

Well, The title is a bit misleading as there is no fun or profit involved in article cloning, but I got your attention! Article cloning, which is also called article spinning, or article rewriting, is the process of taking an original article and changing it so that it seems like a new article. This process is not really a bad thing if done by the original author or a public domain article rewritten manually, but can become a mess when done using an article cloning program. There are several article cloning programs available, and they all pretty much do the same things .. turn a good article into a bad one. What does an Article Cloner do? Most cloners have options to replace certain words with similar word that may (or may not) mean the same thing, add blocks of text at the beginning, middle and end of existing articles and move blocks of text around. Using the word replacement option, a line of text from the original articles is changed from this ..The Caption will display directly above your table. Kind of like a title!** End Summary**

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Jan Michaels is the creator of the Article Friendly Script for php & mysql, and can be found at: Article Friendly Article Friendly is Not Encoded, with tons of options, or try my new Serenity Niche Article Publishing Script , Available with Resell Rights!

Things I have learned

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500

By: Jan Michaels Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub ... If you are extremely drunk and swear you will never drink too much again, you will forget this when you are sober. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "Government." There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." If you don't understand this, try putting up your own blog. You'd better get all your lovemaking done here on earth because there won't be any in heaven. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. You should not confuse your career with your life. Or, work to life not live to work ... but if you can't follow this, email me your ladies phone number and I'll keep her occupied while you are busy. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. We all need something to laugh about...** End Summary**

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You can see more of Jan Michaels musings or various and sundry humorous items at: Articles Heaven Or, Free Heaven

Amazing Trivia Part 1

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0500

I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting. 1. Snails can sleep up to 3 years. Not so amazing actually since I managed to sleep thru 6 years of jr. high and high school. And when you think about it, what do snails have to do all their lives? Sure, they leave great slime trails and make excellent targets for salt shakers and little boys, but other than that theres not much more to do but sleep after an exhausting run across a sidewalk. 2. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. Until I read this, I was convinced that there was an olive missing from my salad, yet no one would believe me. Now I am vindicated! I am now searching for proof that the airlines have taken one peanut from each bag .. I'll keep you posted. 3. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.** End Summary**

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Jan Michaels is a self-described Trivia expert (why is his girlfriend laughing?) that is truly in love with trivia. When not writing amusing articles, he doesn't do much of anything really important, unless feeding the cat counts. You can see more of his musings or various and sundry humorous items at: http://www.brunkco.com Or, Articles Heaven at: http://www.brunkco.com/art Submitted with Article Distributor .

You may be in love if...

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0500

One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, its not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, Ive created this list of signs that you may be crazy in love! 1. If youve ever stared deeply into the eyes of your significant other for more than 10 seconds without cracking up hysterically, you may be in love. 2. If every person in your life tells you that she/hes no good and youre mailman, pharmacist and local news station agrees, yet you think they are just jealous, you may be in love. 3. Guys: if youve taken the pictures of the other women in youre life off the walls, like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition posters, Playmate of the month calendar, Monster Truck Rally 2005, you may be in love. 4. Ladies: men can produce excessive amounts of eye watering, nose burning noxious odor from almost any food or drink, and then arent above sharing it with others, especially at night.** End Summary**

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Jan Michaels is a self-described relationship expert (why is his girlfriend laughing?) that is truly in love. When not writing amusing articles, he doesn't do much of anything really important, unless feeding the cat counts. Get more of his and others musings at: Articles Heaven http://www.brunkco.com/articles or Too Funny Blog at: http://www.brunkco.com/toofunny