The Best And Worst Signage Materials

It's time we talk about some serious signage issues that our plaguing our vintage and heavenly American neighborhoods. I think by now we all know that wood signs just aren't cutting it anymore. And we have seen way to many traffic accidents caused by the high reflectivity of metal signs. The sun's reflection on a supposedly elegant metal sign can cause instant blindness in the eyes of passing by motorists. What did they do to deserve such painful reverse dilation. And don't even get me started on those environmentally harmful plastic and vinyl fences that look like playground equipment and the manufacturing of which kills dolphins and other near human intelligent creatures. Gentlemen and ladies, it is clear that the only alternative to this monstrosity of suburban signage is using STONE.

Stone signs offer a clean and environmentally friendly solution to all applications to where you would want a sign. After all, stone comes from dirt as we know and you can't get any more natural than dirt. Stone has the elements of nature coursing through it. Indeed sometimes you even find evidence of such nature in the form of fossilized critters that loved stone so much, that they chose to sacrifice their lives in order to forever be contained within a rock.

There are also many different natural colors and designs that are exhibited within each rock that is unique to that sign. No grain and pattern in a stone can be reproduced or copied so each one is unique and special. Oh how happy you will be with the result of your personal stone sign and how envious the neighbors will be at the sight of your glorious display of manly yet elegant stone sign stuff and things.

Your stone signs can be either tall or short, skinny or wide. Whatever kind of stone you feel is best for your castle, mansion, Victorian style house, garage, shed or out house is up to you entirely. When selecting a stone it is important to remember that it is the iconic and definitive object of your entire life and existence and if you screw up you will probably die of shame. But don't worry, it's not that big of a deal.

Now, when selecting the design and words on your stone sign, you should always remember that fantasy animals will best exhibit your dominance and majesty in the neighborhood. You should also use words like glorious and powerful. And especially don't forget to splatter the sentences with hundreds if not thousands of exclamation points and question marks. Exclamation points for their intensity and excitement and question marks for mystery and suspense.