If you've been hurt by someone you love or care about, or by an acquaintance like a boss or neighbour, some people will tell you to suck it up and get on with your life. But that's not going to make you feel any better. There's only one thing that'll do the trick sweet revenge.
Thanks to some great sites on the internet it's now easier than ever to get revenge on the person who's done you wrong and, what's more, it's completely legal, safe and anonymous. Here are just some of the amazing internet revenge services available that will have the person who's hurt you laughing on the other side of their face
Nuisance calls
There are websites who can offer a service where you supply the number of the person you want revenge on and they pester them with nuisance calls every ten minutes. When the person picks up, all they will hear is silence. They might be polite the first few times but after a while they're going to get mad really mad. To make the revenge even sweeter their reactions will be recorded and sent to you so you can laugh the day away listening to them screaming down the line.
Gifts that keep on giving
There are tons of revenge gifts available on the net that are all completely untraceable when sent; meaning the person you send them to will never know it was you. You can get everything from plastic dog turds, to home STD testing kits to
voodoo dolls sent to that someone you hate, and there's always the option to attach a personal message, or leave the gift anonymous so they always wonder who sent it.
Certificates that tell it like it is
If your boss is the worst boss in the world then why not let them know it with a "worst boss in the world" certificate." No one will ever know it was you that sent it, but your boss will know exactly what people think of them. Or if it's an ex or a friend, send them a worst boyfriend/girlfriend or worst friend certificate.
These are just a tiny fraction of all the different services you can get on the net. There are also services such as
anonymous text messages or faxes, or if you really want to shock, there are even sites that will send a fake used tampon or used condom on your behalf.
