How A Gay Guy Could Help A Straight Guy (if Only He Would Listen)

For years women have had to conform to a stereotype depicted by magazines. Lose the under arm hair sister, and while you're at it take care down there. Now guys it's your turn.

Today's ape-man appears unfamiliar with the evolution of man and dating rules. We've had to take on board male preferences, so shaving and waxing is the norm. No, it's not just a woman's rule, it appeals to men too.

Yes, you could blame your genes, but you don't have to let it take over your life. Conjoined mono-brows, fuzzy southern and central regions and ear and nose sprouts are all encroaching on your territory. It's a touchy subject but men listen up because this information can change your life.

The evolution of man included women insisting on a more smooth touchable body. Of course this was controversial, but guess who had to accept it? Those who rebuffed hair removal and good hygiene remained dateless, sexless and even friendless. And those who embraced the new accessories to remove hair enjoyed touchy feely spontaneous excitement. Get the point?

A little gadget known as the ear and nose hair trimmer paved the way to clean nostrils, unobstructed clean ears and two contoured eyebrows for two eyes.

Little did men know, women were scrutinizing hygiene and appearance and still today, men that carry around those strands of nose hair, ear hair and single brow bush are looked upon as a caveman; tell me, what will it take to transform your lonely nights and days?

Dating requires some appeal. You've got to get the girl before you go on your first date. How do you intend on doing this with nose hair? You walk up to a woman with a dangling long nose hair that's an obvious addition to your face. Will she be looking at you or the nose hair?

She might not say it but she could hurl! If you're not thinking about removing nose hair what else are you neglecting? How clean are you? And then there's the ear hair. I believe this is worse than the nose hair. Having ear hair can only mean one of two things; either you know its there and you don't care or you don't know its there meaning you don't clean your ears. Guys you don't want us to be thinking this, if we're considering you as a suitable/hot date.

Most women prefer a clean hairless man with smooth silky skin that whispers huskily "touch me". While there are some women out there that do love hairy men, it doesn't include nose or ear hair. Oh and I forgot the mono-brow.

The mono-brow is a different concept. That's more of a appearance flaw than a hygienic issue. However, remember, women rate men on looks all the time so its to your advantage to look your best at all times.

There is one small item that can resolve all those little hair problems; a nose and ear trimmer. One of the most valuable accessories made for man was the nose and ear trimmer because for one, you can't use a razor for everything. This compact device fits exactly where you need it most; inside the ear and up the nostrils. And if you feel you need to disconnect your mono-brow, the ear and nose trimmer will easily do the trick.

We like clean, groomed men, no surprises there really. What's needed, what's wanted and what you won't get if you don't welcome what women want.