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Hollywood and odd pairings of celebrities are as common as drag queens in its streets. Theres definitely more than the fairy-tale pairings of BrAngelina and TomKat. Some actors and actresses are so oddly paired that every time theyre seen together, its like promoting a romantic freak show in Hollywood. Here are three of the strangest, most oddly paired celebrities that will make you wish that they went out with decent extras instead.
When Victorias Secret angel Heidi Klum and Grammy-award winning scar face Seal announced their relationship, they left the world shocked and wondering in disgust. Not everyone was instantly pleased with Heidis choice of a man, but what they dont know was she fell in love with Seal the first time they met (Seal was wearing tight spandex bicycle shorts and Heidi claimed she was physically attracted with Seal almost instantly). Seal proposed to Heidi on the top of a beautiful mountain in Canada and she said yes. They way I look at it, its pretty hard to say no if youre on a mountaintop with a scary man that could push you over the edge. The odd couple got married on 2005 in Mexico.
Evan Rachel Wood can be classified as an all-American beauty; young, talented actress, very attractive and smart. She booked every
audition she had and quiickly gained a promising career in Hollywood career. Mommy and daddy couldnt be happier-- until she started going out with Mr. Grotesque extraordinaire Marilyn Manson. The 19-year-old actress began dating the 38-year-old controversial rocker in 2006 after his divorce with burlesk queen Dita Von Teese. They met at the Chateau Marmont in L.A during a party. Evan Rachel Wood appeared in Mansons music video Heart Shaped Glasses where they allegedly had real sexual intercourse filmed for it. The couple also has matching tattoos and denies any news of engagement despite sightings of Wood wearing an engagement ring. No one saw the relationship coming, probably because no one thought a blue-eyed cheerleader-type of girl would fall over the macabre appeal of a cadaverous singer that sings about death, destruction and everything thats basically gory and weird.
Theres nothing weirder than marrying your adopted daughter, just the thought of it is enough to make every nerve squirm in disgust. Its like indirect incest, only without the biological guilt. One of Hollywoods best directors, Woody Allen, is someone tougher than a century bark by marrying young Korean Soon-Yi Previn. Soon-Yi was is the adopted daughter of Allens ex wife Mia Farrow who divorced him after seeing impish pictures of her Korean daughter. Woody Allen took part in raising Soon-Yi and was considered to be her father figure by the people who surrounded them, but the parental status didnt stop him from marrying her. Woody Allen married Soon-Yi Previn in 1997 and they are raising two adopted children. I wouldnt be surprised if their children end up marrying each other, Woody Allen probably wants to begin a polygamous tribe then shoot a movie about it.
Celebrity pairings such as the ones mentioned above are more than the medias invitation to a ridicule party, but they also bend the societys notion of the ideal couple. Seeing weird couples like them be happy points out that anything bizarre could happen in Hollywood. The variety of oddity is like a
casting process of a traveling circus. People can't always expect what to get. Walt Disney must be so damn proud of Beauty and the Beast.
