Guide To Mens Underwear

Your Mom told you to always wear clean underwear in case you are involved in accident and are taken to the hospital. For some reason, moms thought clean underwear was more important than even if you ended up in the hospital in a coma! Well, mom you were right, it is very important for a man not only to wear clean underwear, but also to wear sexy underwear. Not for trips to the hospital but for getting lucky with women, wives or girlfriends as appropriate for trips to the bedroom. Nothing put the chill on a sexy encounter more than ugly, dirty underwear.

You don't want to take off her blouse and find holes in her bra, so you shouldn't expect her to be thrilled when she sees you have holes in your underwear. We hope she gets to see your underwear, we just don't think it is a turn on for anybody to wear holey underwear. Make sure your underwear is new, and you get to have a lot of fun choosing the styles.

We don't recommend you go for the silly like Sponge Robert's Square Pants. Only little kids wear those successfully and please resist the temptation to have some kind of joke printed on your underwear like, "size matters" or some such nonsense. When she sees your underwear for the first time, it is not an opportunity for a one man stand-up comedy show, instead this is the moment of reveal for some serious sensual business. You want her to be impressed not laughing.If after you take off your underwear, she starts laughing you have a different kind of problem.

When it comes to men's underwear there are two camps. The boxer guys and the men's briefs (if they are white color the slang word for them is "tightie whities" made up by the boxer guys). There are men that will go to fist-fights in defense of either one of these basic styles over which one is superior. Our recommendation is - why limit yourself when you can choose underwear from both basic styles and mix it up for different occasions. Isn't more exciting to keep her guessing what you might be wearing under there?

Between these two basic styles there are endless varieties. Unfortunately, you cannot try on underwear in the stores or take it home, find you don't like it, and return it. You are going to have to come to terms with the fact that you have to play a kind of Russian roulette with underwear. You get to see the handsome model's photo on the underwear package and then hope (pray) you actually look like that when you put them on. You have to imagine what they will look like on you, and then you have to go home and try them on and check out your own package. Don't be shy.

Stand in front of the mirror and take a good look. If you made a mistake and those Mickey Mouse prints don't suit you, don't say we didn't warn you about not trying to be silly or funny in your choice of underwear. Just take them off, cut them up into squares, and use them the next time you go to a formal event as a pocket square and you will have an insider's joke that you played on everyone to keep you mildly amused for the evening.