Most if not all homeowners in Massachusetts are after good
South Shore landscaping. Thankfully, Josephine was part of that ratio as there seemed no other way of getting back at that two-faced scoundrel than by hiring
landscape contractors in Massachusetts to sabotage her lawn.
There are over 40 names for the Devil and Im pretty sure Josephine Crawler is part of the Top 40 List. We started out as the best of friends and ended up as the worst of enemies. What kind of friend would wreck your wooden deck and turn it into
firewood for sale in MA, uproot every single plant from your lawn and plant weeds in place of the destroyed plantings? Well, I know of only one kind of friend capable of such evil doings. Need I repeat the god-forbidden name?
It was out of pure envy that Josephine wrecked my home. It wasnt until after having my lawn fully landscaped that my so-called best friend started acting weird. Josephine always wanted to have a lawn that would be every neighbors envy but I beat her to it, not by choice but by circumstance. It just so happened that my husband won the jackpot price in the monthly Bingo Night that we had money not just for the usual
tree service in South Shore but for a full-blown landscape project. Not exactly my fault that her husband refused to join the social event in fear of being associated with the seniors in town. She couldve been the one with the best landscaping and not me.
Josephine started giving me the cold shoulder the moment I told her of our grand landscaping plans. I knew she was against the whole project when I asked her for ideas for the lawn and she replied with a casual why not have it blown up into smithereens? I had no clue she was serious about sabotaging my lawn until I found out she called up
tree removal from Hanover to rid my lawn of plantings once the landscaping was officially done. I confronted her about it but she denied doing such, claiming all the while that she wont let landscaping get in the way of friendship.
True enough Josephine did not let landscaping get in the way of our friendship. In the first place, if there was no beautiful landscape, there would virtually be nothing to get in the way. Josephine must have been blinded by rage when she decided to throw away a decade of friendship for the sake of a darned lawn.
I guess karmas quite fast that before I could hire a landscape contractor to do the necessary dirty work on Josephines lawn, pests have decided to do the sabotaging all for free at that. I woke up one morning to the sound of Josephines scream and when I looked out the window, I saw a bug sanctuary in place of what was once my best friends lawn.
