Funny Sayings To Brighten Up Your Day

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Fun and Humor plays a vital job in stimulating person's intellect especially in today's traumatic life where every person is as busy as ever. People are so worried that they forget to cackle and even a tiniest barricade sends them into fits of fury. In such time, when everyone is so stressed, Funny sayings can help you navigate through staid moments with a dash of zest and humor and bring smile to everyone's face. It's a great way to let people know how you feel and make them laugh at the same time. It not only makes every person blissful, but also helps you forget the daily strain of your life.

There are so many websites on internet, offered funny sayings. Here are few of my favorite funny sayings coated with humor by famous authors which I have collected from various resources. Feel free to use them when you really want to drive a message .You can also send them to your friends via SMS/Text Messages.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ----Will Rogers

Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed. ---- George Bernard Shaw

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ---- Hector Berlioz

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

Caution, middle age meltdown!

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. ---Oliver Goldsmith

I've seen better hands on a clock

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. ----Burt Bacharach

Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots. ----Jay Trachman

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable. ---Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. --- Jeff Foxworthy

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.' ----Anonymous

Whoever said "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has obviously never tried it.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. ----- Oscar Wilde

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