Funny Quotes About Life

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. So sit back and read these Funny quotes about life when you have nothing better to do.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.

There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.

Funny quotes - Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. Ive done it dozens of times.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire"

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable"

Funny quotes about life - When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.

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