Funny Love Quotes

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Funny love quotations provide you and your partner with opportunities to laugh, increase self-awareness, or mitigate a tough mood. This collection of funny quotations, sayings, and phrases offer a unique perspective for on how people in the past have faced love with humor. Remembering these hilarious quotes can be a good means of giving advice or lightening a tense mood in the room.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. Rodney Dangerfield

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. ~ Jules Renard

"Love is like a beautiful song--only the lyrics are all screwed up." -Anonymous

If men can run the world, why cant they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee

Love is too pure a light to burn long among the noisome gases that we breathe, but before it is choked out we may use it as a torch to ignite the cozy fire of affection. ~ Jerome K Jerome

"If your not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love." -A Lot Like Love

"Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it." -Benjamin Franklin

"Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no sometimes."-Anonymous

"Don't fall for anyone--unless they are willing to catch you." -Anonymous

"There is no remedy for love but to love more." -Thoreau

"I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all." -Lord Byron

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." -Ingrid Bergman

"A man should control his passions. Mine are controlling me." -Anonymous

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen." -La Rochefoucauld

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." -William M. Thackeray

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." -Anonymous

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." -Anonymous


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