Funny Christmas Email

It gets busy at Christmas, we all know that, and sometimes your best intentions go awry! You meant to send someone a real Christmas card (or even create an e-card) but you've run out of time. What can you do?

Well, I've designed this funny email template just for you. It is easy for you to do. It's creative and IT IS FAST! All you have to do is type a few "X's" in some brackets and you can create a funny email wish for your friend or family member.

Try it.

Merry Christmas.
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Dear

Christmas is [ ]exhausting [ ]fast approaching [ ]old-fashioned [ ]one big commercial [ ]filled with love [ ]exasperating [ ]here at last [ ]party time [ ]eating a hole in my wallet [ ]a time for family

And I think it's time to [ ]overdose on turkey [ ]get together [ ]dump the diet [ ]bundle up [ ]pour a big eggnog [ ]head for the beach [ ]declare bankruptcy [ ]avoid the malls [ ]come unglued [ ]pass out [ ]reconnect!

I meant to [ ]send you a card [ ]take out the garbage [ ]avoid the office party [ ]break up the elve's union [ ]read War And Peace backwards [ ]roast a politician instead of a turkey [ ]cure cancer [ ]sell my stocks and retire

But, instead I [ ]got arrested [ ]bought a chartreuse ball cap [ ]hid under the bed [ ]only had time for this email [ ]cleaned my fingernails [ ]joined the circus [ ]took tango lessons [ ]got out my ski mask [ ]washed my gym socks [ ]had a nervous breakdown.

I wish you [ ]the luck of the Irish [ ]best wishes [ ]freedom from fleas [ ]Merry Christmas [ ]good luck in the gene pool [ ]freedom from in-laws [ ]early release [ ]a successful lobotomy.

Season's Greetings,
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How To Transfer The Verse From This Xmas Greetings Template Into Your Email Program

(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.) Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.

Highlight the verse above.

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name at the end.

If you are sending this email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.

You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?)

Finally, you must enter your friend's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)

Note: If you are sending out an email to more than one person you may want to enter each person's email address in the "BCC" address line so that nobody knows who else you sent the message to.