Flab Belly imagine for a moment you and your wife find the perfect spot on the beach nice secluded nobody to bother you and nobody there to see your cream puff body that was once rock hard but after the kids were born you took a few years off from the gym so your body is no longer worth looking at,and wifey often makes wise cracks about it every now and then.
Now here comes a guy walking towards you built like a tank, rock hard legs,biceps,triceps,chest,six pack, and he stands between you and wifey, ask your wife if he could put lotion on her back? You then make a comment telling this guy how rule you think he is "hey dude that's my wife don't disrespect me like that!" then he pimp slaps you,and tells you to back off and get out of here, you then hesitate to strike back because you know you don't want a beatdown in front of wife so instead of striking back you raise you voice and point your finger at him, but he beats you down anyway just to impress your wife but during your beat-down you notice that not only is your belly flab, but so are your arms and face as he is steady pounding it long after you had enough.
So when he is finally finish with your impressive beat-down he says to your wife again "now as I was saying before the rude interruption would you please allow me to put some lotion on your back maam?" wifey has no idea how to take this muscleman guy who just beat the pulp out of hubby, and now asking politely to apply lotion to her, so she submits with a little fear after watching your beat-down for the last 10 minutes she knew she wanted no parts of that whatsoever.
But as he is applying lotion she quickly notice that he had such a gentle touch with his strong hands as he was giving her a back rubdown he then moved down to a leg message, then a foot masage like she never had before from you.After he is done with the foot massage around the same time you are making it back up to a standing position, the first thing you see is him sitting next to your wife on her beach chair wearing your bathrobe and slippers because after that beatdown the sun felt hotter, and he ask wifey to turn over so he can apply lotion to her front side, and as she turns over she notices you standing there all puffed up, and swelled up.
At this moment muscleman says to you "can you leave us alone please we don't want any trouble?" so you look at your wife and she looks away, and you already know what he can do, and he knows what a cream puff can do. So you take full advantage of the one option you have which is to just walk away, and as you walk away slowly your wife yells "don't wait up! seriously" a moment later you here her screaming, but as you look back you notice she isn't being hurt she is being given something a flabby body could not give.
Now what could have prevented this? Well three things listed below.
1) Build your body like a Tank
2) Make Your body hard to Hit
3) Make your body impossible to catch
4) Become an Alpha Male, a bully will never challenge a alpha, but will often take a flab belly manhood immediately following a good beatdown! But in this case he took his wife instead!
Flab Belly never thought his worst nightmare would come true!
