Five Ways To Ensure Your New York City Birthday Is A Complete Disaster!

Five Ways To Ensure Your New York City Birthday Is A Complete Disaster!

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5 Ways to Ensure You Experience a New York City Birthday Disaster

A birthday is a special time, and since you only get one each year, most want to make sure that everything goes smoothly for their party. However, if you are one of those rare few who wants to experience a birthday disaster, this handy guide will put you on the right path to successfully experience the worst. Just follow our five key steps, and we guarantee that your birthday celebration will end in a fizzle that will haunt you for years.

1. Pick a venue without doing any background research or working with any professionals After all, its New York City, and every venue is pretty the same!

If you want to ensure that your birthday is a true disaster, this is one of the most important steps. Whatever you do, dont contact any New York Birthday Planners or talk to you friend about anything in advance. Instead, just do a simple internet search and pick something at random. After all, you dont care about the space, the type of crowd, the staff, the management, or even the music, because your goal is a birthday disaster. By avoiding professionals, you can assure yourself the catastrophe that you are seeking.

2. Assume that the venue has no cover charge.

This is one that your friends will definitely appreciate. Absolutely do not, in any way, shape, or form, inquire with anyone about the cover charge. Although there are some services that ensure you and your guests will pay no cover, that isnt your goal here at all. Instead, leave it entirely up to fate. After all, everyone loves you, so why should they be concerned about whether they are paying $20, $30, or even buying a $500 bottle just to get in the door. By assuming that the venue has no cover and not doing your homework, you assure that your guests will never forget you or your birthday.

3. Do not find out about the music.

Music is the same everywhere, and a place lacking in diversity and culture like New York City is sure to be the perfect spot to randomly find the music that you and your friends love when you are out celebrating your birthday. You are quite certain to dance the night away in style no matter where you go, so definitely dont seek the advice of professional NYC birthday planners.
4. Assume that your friends will happily pay for drinks without regard to cost.
This one is truly a no-brainer. Your friends are made out of money, so the last thing they will be concerned with after paying a high cover, wincing to the sounds of bad music, and avoiding rats, are the drink prices. Plain and simple, no one is going to care if a drink costs $18 or $25, because it is your day after all.

5. Dont worry about making sure your friends will all get in, or even you how could that be a problem?

There is nothing better on your birthday than leaving one of your friends outside in the cold while the rest of your party is inside paying for over-priced drinks. Everyone inside will get a great laugh, and your frustrated friend will surely see the humor of being invited to a place that he or she cant get into. Birthday fun for everyone!

Of course, if you are one of those people not aiming for disaster on your birthday, then you could always turn to a New York birthday planning service. However, before doing so, you should be certain that you want your birthday to be an amazing experience, instead of a complete and utter disaster.

About the Author:
The author is a New York birthday and event planning expert. You can view his NYC Birthday Planning site for more information.



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