Famous Funny Quotes About Life

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Through funny quotes about Life, you can soften some of the worst things that life delivers. And once you find laughter within those funny quotes, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.

Funny quotes about Life - "The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill."

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

Funny quotes about Life - When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.

If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitate

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place."

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

The number-one fear in life is public speaking, and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road."

Funny quotes - You don't have to know how to sing, it's feeling as though you want to that makes the day happy and successful.

When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hold on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.


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