Have you been spurned, scorned, rejected or wronged? Then you've only got two choices get mad or get even. But why spend your time and energy on anger when you could be spending it getting back at the person who hurt you?
You don't need to go overboard, and there's no point doing anything illegal or it could just end up getting you into trouble, but you can find safe and legal ways to get your own back and have fun doing it.
Here's how, Did you know that there are several sites on the internet that will help you get revenge and can offer lots of ingenious ideas about how to do it. Here are just some of the services you can find on the net that will perfectly illustrate that you are not to be messed with:
For an ex-friend you can find a website who will send them a gift wrapped (fake) dog turd, condom or soiled underwear. If your ex friend disgusts you, why not disgust them right back!
If it's an ex partner you want to get your own back on you can wind them up with nuisance calls. There are sites available that can use an automated system to call your ex every ten minutes. They'll even record their reaction so you can listen as they get more and more irate. If they've got a new beau in tow then try sending a
home STD testing kit, with packaging that screams STD. Imagine the reaction of their new flame when they see it.
When your boss is very bad they need to be taken down a peg or two. Send them an anonymous 'useless boss' certificate to let them know what people really think of them. The best
revenge sites also offer an anonymous fax service. You can write what you like and it's completely untraceable.
Or if your neighbour is not very neighbourly, you could send them a totally
anonymous text message. You can write your own message or choose from a selection of gems such as 'I wouldn't give your camel toe a nod in the desert', or 'Stop talking-your breath is causing a hole in the ozone layer.' Just imagine their reaction, especially when they realise that they don't have a clue who the text has come from.
So remember, if someone's done you wrong, don't scream, don't cry. Keep calm and get revenge.
