Have you ever been annoyed on the highway by another motorist following you too close? Have you ever been forced to drive faster out of fear for the integrity of your rear bumper, paint job, or overall wellness of your vehicle? Have you ever been rear ended at high speeds or made to fear for your life by an aggressive tailer? If you answered yes to any of these questions than high priced law firms want to hear from you and free consultations are certainly available, but before you let yourself get sweet talked into blowing your life savings chasing the American dream of a multi-million dollar settlement I want you to look to the future of your safety on the road with a highly combustible flame throwing anti-tailing device.
Single and Dual Exhaust Flame Thrower Kits convert your exhaust pipes into weapons of war capable of terrorizing the highway just as their predecessors terrorized the trenches of World War I. Built for off road use only with a toughness to withstand the added perils of off road motoring paved areas will be no match for 20 feet of fire from these flame spitting beasts. Imagine the look on their faces when expressions of impatient frustration with thoughts in their minds along the lines of "slow poke go faster" change suddenly to looks of shock and awe with thoughts of imminent death racing through heads. No tailer no matter how aggressive or determined in their right minds would come within a hundred feet of you after that.
Whether you want to take your commute back or not is up to you, but whatever your decision remember that Smoke and Flames strongly discourages such use of the
Exhaust Flame Thrower no matter how bad you want to burn the creep who tailed you. With a 20 foot flame it should not be deployed at stoplights and you alone are responsible for fire damage to vehicles. Exercise caution and consider cardiac arrest possibilities in the rare event of an elderly tailer. Do not use near motorcycles or bicycles. It is up to you and in your best interest to follow all applicable laws in your area as you may be putting your freedom at risk otherwise.
