Barack Obama Is Going To Be A Shaolin Kung Fu Master!

Barack Obama Is Going To Be A Shaolin Kung Fu Master!

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Okay, he hasn't become a Shaolin Master yet, but he should! Look, the mess our country is in, all of our elected officials, and even the unelected officials, should take lessons in the martial arts. And it is this writer's recommendation that Barack Obama become a Master of the Shaolin Butterfly so he can defend himself against people like radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh!

When I was undergoing the trials and tribulations of fatherhood, I learned a neat trick. When my sons wanted to borrow money, go out to parties, and that sort of thing, I made them freestyle me. If they won, they went, if I won, they did the dishes! Though they had the speed and quickness of youth on their side, I had decades of martial arts, and in this sneaky way I reigned supreme as a father should!

Compare raising recalcitrant, stubborn headed children to telling recalcitrant, stubborn headed politicians what to do, and you will see the logic of my method. Simply, when that politician wants to raise your taxes, tell him he must freestyle you first. When he gets caught with that slinky babe snorting...stuff, make him freestyle you.

Politicians won't want to do this, of course, but they must be made to obey. I mean, the alternative would be revolution, and we don't want that! So my method is a wonderful gimmick that works.

Now, as to Barack Obama, I believe he should learn the Shaolin Butterfly. Number one, no offense to the Prez, but he's a skinny dude. When some elephant like Rush Limbaugh goes after him, Barak will have a means to defend himself.

The Shaolin Butterfly specializes in quick sidesteps, it uses the Matrixing Technology of the Martial Arts to get out of the way. Then, rolling the hands like a buzzsaw, Obama could slide in with a blistering series of dim mak death strikes. Man, Rush wouldn't stand a chance!

Of course, if Rush was smart, he could study up on Butterfly Kung Fu and then he would know what Barack was planning. Then he would stand a chance, and the battle for health care, or raising taxes, or whatever, would become a fair battle. Let me tell you, what I am proposing here is brilliant, for a knuckle in the face is harder to lie about than the economy!

Okey doke, I think we've covered everything. Stop voting, and start studying the Martial Arts, if not the butterfly, then Tae Kwon Do or Tai Chi, or just good old fashioned Karate! Know this, if Barack Obama was a real Master of Shaolin Kung Fu...this country would be in a lot better shape!


About the Author:
Al Case has studied martial arts 4O+ years. If you want to find out about The Shaolin Butterfly and all sorts of other sane things, then you should pick up a free ebook at Monster Martial Arts.



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