Babies And Mutant Abilities

Babies first of have mutant like minds. The amount of neuron synapse in a baby's brain is something close to three times more than in your brain.

That means your stupid head is only functioning at one third of your incredible babies. So why are we not all geniuses?

Well it is easy enough to understand, at around ages four to six our brains synapse starts to slow drastically by about 60 percent. So instead of growing into adults that can end world hunger, we have kids that can't even color within the dang freaking lines.

If your kid can't draw in the lines of his coloring book don't be too concerned, unless he is around six years old then maybe be concerned. Then again I still can't draw in lines, but that if for reasons completely separate from my gigantic baby like brain.

Humans are born with 100 billion neurons in their brain (the same as the number of stars in the Milky Way galaxy) when we are babies we have around 15,000 synapses per neuron. That makes our baby brains much more powerful than any super computer and also any mega genius.

What does this mean for you as a parent? It means that your kid is a nerd.

Plain and simple take it how it is, don't worry though he will grow out of it and be bashing his quickly depleting skull against other kid's empty heads in just a few short years; just like his old man did when he was a boy. Give him time and he will stop being so curious about everything.

If you place your kid in front of the television you can quickly start to shorten his attention span, cognitive ability to reason and judge, even sensation like spatial awareness will be lost. So if you really want your baby's massive brain to get cut down to size, turn on some crazy cartoons to just squash his brain into mush.

Babies are thinking so hard and fast the need a lot of sleep. Sleep is just about the only thing we do almost as good as babies.

This is when people repair their brain and solidify the knowledge they learned throughout the day. Because babies are analyzing and deciphering the world around them three times faster than any adult, their little baby brains get worn out quick.

Babies also have one more thing that grownups don't have. It is called brown fat, and this is what makes them have metabolisms that are faster than any athletes or anyone on the planet.

This is brown fat. If an adult even had 3 ounces of this type of fat they would burn an extra 500 calories a day, from only sitting on their increasingly good looking bottom.