Amazing Funny Comments By Tourists

Funny Comments by Tourists

Working in the travel industry is a career I can heartily recommend to anyone wanting a job that gives them an opportunity to help fulfill peoples dreams. However it isnt all beer and skittles with some days being less than fulfilling especially when you have to deal with a major crisis if there is a natural disaster or if a regions flights have been cancelled due to bad weather etc. Etc.

There are days though when you get stuff like this when you just fall down laughing. That is of course when the message is delivered by email or post. When that person is sitting across the desk from you or on the phone I cant tell you how hard it is to keep a straight face and look suitable concerned and interested.

Enjoy.

"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons.
I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."

"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

"The beach was too sandy."

"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at this accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - are you sure we can stay there?

There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

"It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

"I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."

"My fianc and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

As funny as these are the poor folks you gave us these immortal gems had their holidays impacted in some way by these events. At Affordable Cruises Tours we do our very best to cover everything possible to ensure you have a great holiday and we can do that because our service is backed by 23 years in the travel industry. Believe it or not a good travel agent can go a long way to covering many of these insignificant problems. Unexpected pregnancies included.

Author and relayer of funny things: Michael Drewell Affordable Cruises Tours.com