I know your sick of people trying to get you to follow them on twitter. Do you even know what that means? It's is the best thing since slice bread to some people. If your one of the few that don't know how to twitter you probably hate it. You shouldn't though it's a really good way to pass the time
Unfortunately social networking is not going anywhere. At one point I desperately hoped it would die too and I didn't get my wish. I didn't know how to tweet, just like you. After awhile I got used to it and actually started to enjoy it and you will to. Let me break down how to get the hang of this thing.
1. Download it onto your phone. Every cell phone known to man has a twit application. If it doesn't you need to get an up to date phone. Doing this is the quickest way to get the hang of the functions and you'll be gradually learning how to use the application. You need to have instant access to ot at all times that's one of the keys to success.
3. Let them go. Your thoughts that is. In order to learn how to use the application you must get good at randomly spewing out information. This information may seem weird to you but it gives people the chance to get to know you better. Practice it in the mirror or grab a piece of paper to write the thoughts down on. This may seem ridiculous but once you get the hang of it you'll be a happy little tweeter.
3. Relax. It's not for the uptight. It's for ones that likes to shoot the breeze. Think of it as a release for the stress of the day to day life not a cause of the stress. It's your time to sit back and survey the world. Have some fun, and if you can't have fun do a little dance before you tweet. This always helps me.
4. Log in and push that little follow button. It's the best way to get in the mix. If you don't like somebody's tweets just unfollow them. It's just that simple. Let's get the party started. Start off by following my favorite tweeter
Noah Sife he's a funny young up and coming filmmaker, and Rev Run his tweets are really introspective. Once you start following a nice group of people you'll be really looking forward to going on the site everyday.
Now you know what time it is? Time to get tweeting! You have all the tools and you now know how to twitter. It's time to start putting those skills to work. Get random and let those thoughts out freely, don't think, write. Take a chill pill, in the words of the joker "Why so serious?", a happy tweeter is a good tweeter. Follow some good people so you can be entertained. Last but not least download the latest twitter app for your phone, it's essential to a long career. Time to get those thumbs in action, happy tweeting my good friend.
