4 Strange Uses For Orchids That Are Crazier Than Charlie Sheen

Orchids are more than just simple yet colorful garden plants. You may be surprised by the many other things they can be used for. Yes, I know that right now, nobody can actually be crazier than Charlie Sheen and his many quotable quotes about his tiger blood, curing his brain, and winning. But instead of memorizing all of his famous lines by heart, why don't you take some time to read the following unique uses for orchids? I'm sure that pretty soon you will be seeing these plants in a different light!

Move Over Victoria!

First of all, orchids can make for great summer swimwear and sexy lingerie. Compared to other other flowers like roses or tulips, orchids have thicker petals that give you plenty of coverage where it is needed, (particularly if you forgot to wax). Just make sure that you don't strut your orchid swimwear right after lunch, it may wither before you get out of the water!

Till Death Do Us Part

Have you always been a constant victim of heartache and short-term relationships? Devote your time and interest elsewhere. Dogs may be your second choice, but they are known to be flea-infested most of the time. If you are wanting companionship, orchids would make for great life-long partners. They don't ask for too much attention, they are not clingy, and they only want some regular watering.

A Natural High

If you are not a resident of California and you desperately require some type of enlightenment, then orchids may well be the new "herbal cigarettes"! You get the same heady feeling from sniffing them, yet orchids are legal, safe and non-addictive. You don't even have to dry them out before you use them. When you need a high, just open your backyard door and get a much-needed whiff! How's that for a change?

Redemption

Are you deeply in-debt? Instead of filing for bankruptcy and moving to Canada to hide out, why not pay your debt with orchids? Yes, you heard me right! If you know someone with a collection of these exotic plants, grab a pair of scissors and start learning "division". Sure it could take a little bit of time for them to turn into real money, but what the heck? Maybe they'll accept flowers instead. No one could withstand the power of these charming plants.

If this doesn't work then go ahead and take the first flight out of the country. No harm in trying, unless you lose your life. On the other hand, if you've got tiger blood, then you have nothing to worry about.

Orchids have a lot to offer us. These are flowers that have a lot of potential in the fields of science, fashion and romance. Don't let Charlie Sheen try to tell you otherwise.

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Mary Ann Berdak is the publisher of www.OrchidCareZone.com - a top online destination for orchid care tips and advice.

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