21 Jump Street

So, I just checked out the 21 Jump Street trailer, and yes, it looks funny. Its definitely gonna be a crowd pleaser, and rumor mill has that its going to have a cameo of Johnny Depp. However, I have to ask, Are remakes the way to go in Hollywood?

According to the website movie-moron.com, there are a plethora of remakes upcoming for 2011/2012. Some we know of, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Total Recall (really? Colin Farrell?), and The Long Ranger. Others, Im just like WTF?!

Eh hum,

Scarface? So I understand a different movie based around the Scarface type mobster. If thats the case, Im on board. But how do you do a remake of one of the most iconic and classic films of our time. (And dont dare disagree with me. Like the movie or hate the movie, Tony Montana is a pop-culture icon, and his popularity cant be denied.) You cant replace Al Pacino, who at the time was arguably doing some of the best work of his career. I guess well wait and see what happens with this, but why tinker with something that really is close to as good as it gets?

Point Break? Another classic that shouldnt be remade. Again, Im cool with an updated, spin, based on type movie, but a remake to involve extreme sports? How can you replace Gary Busey, or Keanu? And dont even think about replacing Patrick. There isnt an actor in their right mind that would touch that role. Thats like someone trying to pick up Ledgers reigns of the Joker Not gonna happen. Again, like it or not, that movie is a cult classic and rife with one liners. Im so hungry I could eat the ass end of a rhino. Tell me you arent laughing already.

And best of all, Judge Dredd. Yes, that is correct. No typo here. So perhaps Karl Urban is a fine actor. Perhaps this will be the Nolanesque remake ala Batman Begins. But to remake what is arguably one of the worst movies of all time is bold. Like caffeinated soap.

The only remake that I can honestly say Im looking forward to is Robocop. Now before you click the X in the upper right hand corner (or click the red orb for you Mac users), hear me out. Yes, Robocop is a classic. However, its old enough to be remade, and with a phenomenal actor like Michael Fassbender, itll be hard to screw this one up. Total Recall, as I mentioned earlier, is a bit different. Yes, same decade, totally different story. Ok, so maybe it isnt. Im just a huge Schwarzeneggar fan and I think that this take will be a bit mild. Im from the old school where action heroes were actually buff dudes, not CGI enhanced, and just had brawn, brute strength, and whooped damn ass. I just dont see Farrell saying, Hey Benny!! Screw yoooouuuuuu!!!


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